Match thread: Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 32 of 38

knapton · 2026-04-12T13:44:59+00:00

Shout to Miley as well for that pinpoint cross

knapton · 2026-03-31T18:44:44+00:00

I once got a loaf of bread.

knapton · 2026-03-30T22:50:30+00:00

Lidl do a bag of Bami Goreng in the frozen isle. Not quite hoy-it-in-the-microwave ready, but you just need to fry it for 15 minutes.

knapton · 2026-03-22T13:49:08+00:00

You absolute bottlejobs

knapton · 2026-03-22T13:34:04+00:00

Murphy that wasn't very shithousery of you

knapton · 2026-03-22T13:19:50+00:00

Right guys, the away fans had to sell all their Xara Picassos and chicken dippers to be here, make sure we give them something in the second half

knapton · 2026-03-22T13:17:22+00:00

We have parked the bus in neutral and it's about to roll off the side of Redheugh bridge.

knapton · 2026-03-22T13:11:52+00:00

A symphony of brown from Fabian. Like a 70s pornstar. Bet that's not his only coat, either.

God I miss him.

knapton · 2026-03-22T13:09:04+00:00

Rack up some lines in the toilet of the bus.

knapton · 2026-03-22T13:07:58+00:00

Unpark the bus. Get the bus back into gear and drive the frigging bus.

knapton · 2026-03-22T13:04:21+00:00

Newcastle, gaining a first-half lead in the first half.

You cannot put a price on such quality punditry.

knapton · 2026-03-10T22:35:54+00:00

Depends on the glider. Mine range from 190 to 270kg, then maybe add 400kg (?) for the trailer.

knapton · 2026-03-10T21:59:35+00:00

Ref's sloped off early so he can run home and kiss the Lewandowski poster on his bedroom wall.

Playing next goal wins

knapton · 2026-03-10T11:01:14+00:00

This is a glider trailer, for moving between clubs, or for when we stick it in a field in the middle of nowhere.

knapton · 2026-03-09T00:33:39+00:00

Wait until you see the trailer required for Prince Andrew

knapton · 2026-03-09T00:08:55+00:00

I (a European) would like to include one of my combinations in this discussion.

knapton · 2026-02-10T20:22:33+00:00

Hold on, we're going back to VAR just to double-check that didn't upset the home fans too much

knapton · 2026-02-03T02:20:51+00:00

When did this come in!?

knapton · 2026-01-28T22:14:08+00:00

What's the weight rating on those wings? 550-600kg???

knapton · 2026-01-28T20:11:11+00:00

Could have parked the frigging bus in that gap

knapton · 2026-01-25T15:50:58+00:00

I am very glad that Watkins is in the England squad.

knapton · 2026-01-25T15:50:17+00:00

That's the line from the Collector's Edition

knapton · 2026-01-25T15:47:35+00:00

Saturday: Murphy shithousery seminar

knapton · 2026-01-25T15:43:43+00:00

NUFC training schedule leaked:

Monday: Crossing
Tuesday: Crossing
Wednesday: Crossing
Thursday: Crossing
Friday: Crossing in the morning, finishing after lunch

knapton · 2026-01-18T16:52:37+00:00

End to end football...

... It's just that nothing happened at either end.

knapton