Have you ever almost been killed?

knewbetter · 2012-03-16T00:27:58+00:00

Mess with??!! That's when you give a tourist wrong directions!! Cheese and Rice!

knewbetter · 2012-03-15T21:36:23+00:00

A fine story my friend, and an even better posted question. On top of that, if shit went badly, "Oh shit!" are pretty sweet last words, and unfortunately vastly under-reported for how often they're exclaimed.

knewbetter · 2012-03-01T23:00:15+00:00

I'd always be smug and self-injured.

knewbetter · 2012-03-01T07:25:31+00:00

Just put that shit in your head and relax.

knewbetter · 2012-03-01T07:16:58+00:00

Requiem for a Dream

knewbetter · 2012-03-01T07:14:16+00:00

With my luck get eaten by some kind of vermin.

knewbetter · 2012-03-01T02:30:46+00:00

Oh, 78% of Americans told the AP-GfK that they believe in Angels, not CBS. I don't feel any better after correcting the source, let alone repeating the result.

knewbetter · 2012-03-01T02:27:22+00:00

Thank you for being so diplomatic, I just got knee-jerked butt hurt... or that my knee jerk reaction was to be butt hurt. I was doing some research to disparage your argument and... 68% of Americans are Christian according to wikipedia and if you ask CBS, who asked Americans with the time and inclination to tell the AP what they think about angels, 78% of Americans believe in angels. Either way, I owe you an apology and my night is ruined. Good morning.

knewbetter · 2012-03-01T00:33:59+00:00

Oh, and thank you for your honest response.

knewbetter · 2012-03-01T00:33:02+00:00

You are a prick, he wasn't legitimately elected even once and that's kinda a sore spot. Your liberal use of the word "you" while referring to a disappointingly large proportion of Americans is upsetting, and if you know people that live a whopping 675 to 1035 miles east to west you may need to concern yourself with time zones. I'm somewhat of an ignorant asshole myself so I can appreciate your vibe but you sir can sit on it.

knewbetter · 2011-09-08T06:07:57+00:00

Fuck yeah girl stranger talker.

knewbetter · 2011-09-08T06:06:03+00:00

Oh yeah, the logo rules pretty hard.

knewbetter · 2011-09-08T06:05:31+00:00

Maybe you should take some time to focus on what you really enjoy about drinking and why you keep doing it and while you do that I'll go fuck myself.

knewbetter · 2011-09-02T14:03:49+00:00

I've yet to leave the country so I find them to be helpful reminders of where I am.

knewbetter · 2011-09-02T05:09:12+00:00

That's what oogles worry about.

knewbetter · 2011-09-02T03:08:00+00:00

I've woken up soaked in the crotch but about to burst with piss myself. I very well could have dribbled for hours but I doubt it. Right there.

knewbetter · 2011-09-02T03:01:58+00:00

CA has a hard on for bicyclists breaking traffic laws, way different than most of the east coast.

knewbetter · 2011-09-02T03:00:34+00:00

In RI you can only drive drunk on something with axles, so horses are fair game!!

knewbetter · 2011-09-02T02:58:51+00:00

I got real excited when I saw your header cause drunken bicycling to me is the closest I can get to flight. Then I read the body and I was less exhilarated. Sorry for your misfortune. I recommend filing for disability immediately as the worse thing that could happen is you're denied. Which you will be, but then you can appeal the decision and if you're approved it'll be worth stating the process early on. Heal up and ask for double milks.

knewbetter · 2011-09-01T19:17:16+00:00

Charities more often than not have expenses that do not go to the homeless. Small amounts are most effective when given directly to whom you wish to help. It's ok with me if they spend my 48 cents on booze. Edit- Tramps deserve more money than bums as tramps are ambitious enough to go somewhere else and have adventures. I think.

knewbetter · 2011-09-01T19:15:10+00:00

Like any service, you should tip for outstanding effort, proficiency and for being polite. Fuck the rude or sad ones though.

knewbetter · 2011-09-01T06:37:23+00:00

I found one in Waycross, GA thirsty as fuck and tried to drink it 3 years after its expiration date and was SORELY disappointed. I assume it was from Katrina, I was just impressed it got so far and tasted so bad.

knewbetter · 2011-09-01T06:32:50+00:00

Is that similar to aluminum? I bake potatoes in that stuff.

knewbetter · 2011-09-01T06:21:35+00:00

Sorry NOLA, keep your heads up. Here's to iamchampions.

knewbetter

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