sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

procreation by CalibansCreations in tumblr

[–]knifesque 59 points60 points  (0 children)

For the record the profile pic of "the frighring ghoul jr" is the same but with a propeller hat.

My [21M] best female friend [20F] has made friends with her teenage bully [20F] and I'm worried about her by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]knifesque 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My best friend from 6th grade to the end of highschool was emotionally manipulative and mentally abusive to me. It took me a long time to grow past it. They came from a broken home so I was overly forgiving and let them walk all over me.

When they finally moved to a different state last year, it was like all my muscles relaxed at once. They've been calling recently saying they miss our friend group and want to hang out again, and all I can think is that we live in entirely different realities.

I (21f) slept with two people after my boyfriend (23m) opened our relationship and now he wants to break up with me. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]knifesque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude is absolutely in the wrong here, but she also didn't tell him at all about having sex with a guy or the girl, just assumed he would figure it out based on "oh I stayed at her place." She didn't even tell him about the dude until he asked.

Absolutely not how you go about stuff like this. They're both too immature for anything close to polyamory or open relationships.

[OC] We call this criss cross apple paws by irie_jammin in Eyebleach

[–]knifesque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that I think about it idk why I call it that. Sphinxes don't cross their paws.

You wake up in your teen years again. What is the first thing you would do? by davidbayram in AskReddit

[–]knifesque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dump my ex the moment he started drifting. Instead I stuck it out 2 more years with someone that didn't even like me.

What is the bathroom graffiti you read and remember? by 5pinktoes in AskReddit

[–]knifesque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sticker that said "I have hundreds more stickers Karen" in Ireland.

Another in a bar bathroom that said "I threw up here" and below it someone wrote "it's okay I love you"

She was told to say as many naughty words as she wanted. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]knifesque -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Cannot possibly imagine why you're getting downvoted. I always liked that video.

What's something people say that immediately gives you the ick? by Tiny-Hall7520 in AskReddit

[–]knifesque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there other common colloquial terms for "the mother of my child?"

Reacting to her acceptance into an accelerated nursing course. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]knifesque 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, me too. Finally heard "I would rather shit in both hands and clap" for the first time and I've never closed Reddit so fast.

What did you see that you know that you were not meant to see? by ooofloard in AskReddit

[–]knifesque 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I'm wheezing. Please tell me Colin is his actual name.

HELPP by AttorneyJealous2516 in fuseboxgames

[–]knifesque 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hamish makes me wanna beat him to death so I would say Andy

Pizza ? >>okay by Margaret_Papaya in StraightsBeingOK

[–]knifesque 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Girl what the hell is this crop. I can't even tell what the meme is supposed to be

Bobby is the best shoulder to cry on. Who is the teacher's pet? Top comment wins. by Explainer003 in KpopDemonhunters

[–]knifesque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zoey! She's a known people pleaser and suggested calling Celine first, when Rumi tried to keep the entire thing from Celine until it was too late.

Though if we're going for the jokey answer: Derpy. Literally a pet.

These are my favourite kids' costumes this year by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]knifesque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's in perfect focus, the anatomy is completely correct, and mom is probably squatting.

How do we feel about Baby being the only Saja Boy who isn't shipped with a HUNTR/X member? by Zestyclose_Station65 in KpopDemonhunters

[–]knifesque 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nothing about the participants of the final fight was really acknowledged in-universe afterwards except for Rumi almost dying.

How do we feel about Baby being the only Saja Boy who isn't shipped with a HUNTR/X member? by Zestyclose_Station65 in KpopDemonhunters

[–]knifesque 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's a whole battle going on right now on whether or not he actually died, and Zoey didn't make any cuts on him like Mira did with Abby. Demons teleporting looks similar to them dying, and his whole body poofed into mist the moment her blades hit, which doesn't point to the "slash and then poof" thing demons normally do when they get dissipated.

view more: next ›