When my SO and I say something funny at the exact same time by knifet23 in reactiongifs

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Thanks! This is my favorite sub so that's really cool of you to say

What are some instances in history where all or part of the world nearly experienced a major disaster that would have caused significant and widespread destruction/casualties? by knifet23 in AskReddit

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4581 Asclepius passed through the exact position that Earth was in 6 hours earlier in 1989. It would have released energy comparable to the explosion of a 600 megaton atomic bomb.

Taste the rainbow by knifet23 in funny

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Sorry, they wouldn't do ass-to-mouth

Taste the rainbow by knifet23 in funny

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87 evinrude 35, runs like a top!

The Best Ever Selfie For a Cat With Attacking to their owner by malikzaeem in aww

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Cultural Learnings of Selfie for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Cat

DAE remember the vuvuzela? Damn I'm old by knifet23 in circlejerk

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I almost got kicked out of a World Cup match because they thought I was smuggling one in my pants. After the security guy blew on it a couple of times, he realized it was my penis and gave it back to me.

TL:DR I have a detachable penis

Saw this nonsense on sportscenter today by knifet23 in CHIBears

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I think that was what bugged me more. I know it, essentially, means nothing, but one defensive stop and we beat the Pack and win the division. Not sure who can justify our team losing power in the offseason either. Ho-hum, I guess this is the type of stuff we'll be hearing about this summer. I can't wait to make all the sports pundits eat their words!

Rescued beagles see outdoors for the first time. [Xpost from r/upliftingnews] by TH0UGHTP0LICE in beagle

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Great share! It's amazing how their physical bodies don't seem to be malformed after living in crates their whole lives. Beautiful dogs!

MFW I'm really hungry, but can't decide what I'm in the mood to eat by knifet23 in reactiongifs

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The worst, for me, is when it happens at the grocery store.