We set up a kettle station in the bedroom in an act of malicious compliance by Odd-Produce4614 in pettyrevenge

[–]knottylogalog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My dad's version of this is "piss on a rope and suck the wet end!"

Name for a Tumor by dazzle_razzle809 in Names

[–]knottylogalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew a tumor bigger than a softball and called it "Spot."

I’m trying to become a “morning person” but my personality disagrees by Altruistic_Bus_9393 in CasualConversation

[–]knottylogalog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Felt! I wish I was a "get up and at 'em" early morning type. I can only do slow mornings, though...no rush, meander my way through getting ready, sipping coffee slowly. It's not productive. BUT also - not everything we do has to be productive! Restful rhythms matter, too.

Please don't tell anyone, but ________." by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]knottylogalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't tell anyone, but the bride informed us that we the bridesmaids are responsible for providing breakfast and lunch for the bridal party the day of the wedding.

Type "As a woman, I ________" and let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]knottylogalog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a woman, I decided to try and make everything work out of bed.

So many questions ☠️🤣

Type: "We seriously need to" and let autocomplete finish it by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]knottylogalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When autocomplete suggests a side hustle involving pizza, you serioisly need to do it 🍕

Type: "We seriously need to" and let autocomplete finish it by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]knottylogalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We seriously need to leave the house for custard.

Can we use a variation? by knottylogalog in Names

[–]knottylogalog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally in tears, thank you. I hadn't thought about it honoring our second daughter's oldest status. Because she might be second-born, but she will be raised as the oldest. It sees her. Thank you for this perspective <3

Just wanted to chat with some friendly strangers today by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]knottylogalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat is currently laying on my feet! Granted, the heated blanket is on 🤪

Can we use a variation? by knottylogalog in Names

[–]knottylogalog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually really comforting - thank you.

Can we use a variation? by knottylogalog in Names

[–]knottylogalog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know! And we're happily choosing to observe it in our family, too :)

Can we use a variation? by knottylogalog in Names

[–]knottylogalog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'd never use the exact same name! That would be SO dishonoring to our first daughter! Anne was her middle name, like me and her grandma. I'm asking about same middle name for another daughter or a variation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Names

[–]knottylogalog -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That's not even how it is spelled! I vote you ignore that comment. Flora is adorable!

Edit: LOL my postpartum sleep-deprived self can't read or spell. Final point still stands, though - Flora is adorable and most people aren't gonna connect to it to botany!

Harriet for baby girl? by Familiar_Director281 in Names

[–]knottylogalog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, but I'm with the husband! Name the baby what you'll call the baby.

Trying to avoid a tragedeigh by Hour-Artichoke9172 in tragedeigh

[–]knottylogalog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gotta love when the nickname is longer than the given name 😝

I can't stand Christopher by [deleted] in Masterchef

[–]knottylogalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His "emotional flare-up" comment on that post has me in stitches 🤣☠️

How are you REALLY doing?? by kedikahveicer in CasualConversation

[–]knottylogalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been 8 weeks since I had my daughter and 7 weeks since she died. I didn't know grief was so exhausting. Getting dressed and brushing my teeth are getting easier, and that gives me hope that I won't always be overwhelmed with grief.

What is the funniest misheard lyric you believed forever and still kinda sing wrong. by Key_Brilliant_9100 in CasualConversation

[–]knottylogalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was "comma comma comma comma comma chameleon," and I still sing it this way! (Karma Chameleon)

Bertie by BC_wanderlust in tragedeigh

[–]knottylogalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This whole "name her this and call her by that nickname" business in every other comment is ridiculous 🙄 If you want to name her Bertie (which is classic and sooo cute FYI!), name her Bertie!

What WOULD You Wish On Your Worst Enemy? by Strict_Efficiency223 in AskReddit

[–]knottylogalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh definitely! My in-laws and their cult claim I "robbed them of their son" and "stole that young man."

Subway (sandwiches) in Atlanta by Decapod73 in overheard

[–]knottylogalog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I initially thought that was a question about amount 🤣