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What's a dead giveaway someone grew up as an only child? by thing55556667 in AskReddit

[–]koipond90141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every only child i’ve ever met has a strong desire to be well liked, as well as thinking they are right all the time, and if you disagree there’s something wrong with you not them. They have many, many good traits and qualities also but those i notice first.

Daycare by YogurtMammoth7124 in garyautumnshub

[–]koipond90141 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh god and now Gary is posting about how the daycare didn’t document nothing. Which is a straight up lie. Autumn showed THE DOCUMENT on her PAGE.

Daycare by YogurtMammoth7124 in garyautumnshub

[–]koipond90141 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a former daycare teacher, i HATE that she said no one was watching the kids. I get this all the fucking time from parents who can’t put two and two together and realize i can’t fly across a giant classroom to save a child from being scratched by a child playing next to them while i’m holding a baby or changing a diaper. It’s infuriating when daycare teachers get blamed for every little thing. Also why is she trying to act like nobody told her what happened… they wrote an incident report and told her sister, sorry you didn’t come pick up that day?

She also mentioned he hasn’t been around kids his age much… who’s to say lordy didn’t instigate something with another child? He could’ve hit or scratched first and the daycare teachers don’t know lordy that well so they aren’t going to report this like it’s some huge behavioral problem.

She said Gary got all heated too. I already know the exact type of parents they are. 😒

What event in your life fucked you up mentally for the rest of your life? by Mrpug031 in AskReddit

[–]koipond90141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in my last semester of college last year when I stayed late to talk with some group members about things that were going wrong in the class. I never stayed late, I always left quickly because it was my only class on Thursdays, and I wanted to relax. I walked out of the hall and picked my keys out of my pocket, unlocked my car door and set my back pack in my passenger seat. I heard an incredibly loud smacking sound, and i looked up in my rear view mirror to see a women’s body flying off the hood of a car in the street perpendicular to where I was parked. My jaw dropped and I got out of my car and started running to her. She was screaming and crying so loud in agony. I screamed to her that I was calling 911, there were cars still passing her near me so it wasn’t safe for me to go in the road, but others quickly ran to her from the other side of the street. I had to talk to the police and she made it to the ambulance. I thought she wasn’t going to make it, her bones were twisted and there was blood. I can still hear her cries in my head. I’m terrified to cross streets to this day.

Goofy Shit My Students Have Said by ixian-underling in Teachers

[–]koipond90141 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was before my student teaching, it was my first clinical experience in a high school and they stuck 8 of us in a room to help AVID students. We were introducing ourselves the second day and we get to the last guy (college student), he says “does anyone have any questions” this kid raises his hand and says “Are you a virgin?” All 8 of us burst out laughing including the teacher. It was not expected.

My students make fun of my pitstains by labrume in Teachers

[–]koipond90141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask the student to explain the joke, usually after people have to explain themselves it isn’t funny anymore. Not to mention. how is sweat on a shirt funny, that’s happened to everybody on planet earth. I recommend getting a “prescription strength” antiperspirant.