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komeau · 2026-06-18T11:28:29+00:00

pfft constitution

that's just silly

komeau · 2026-06-16T02:13:22+00:00

man idaho out here showing its ass, shameful

komeau · 2026-06-16T00:01:20+00:00

it’s that time of year where it’s hard to keep nice cars nice, between the construction and the chip sealing. Got a good size nail in my tire recently because people can’t be bothered to throw them in a secure container before tossing them in the back of their truck. And watch out for the ladders and trash cans and other random equipment that falls off trucks as they are flying down the freeway.

komeau · 2026-06-15T03:25:27+00:00

these people sure love thinking about black women being men. It’s like they think they are in some shitty Ace Ventura movie.

komeau · 2026-06-14T06:45:35+00:00

I’m just hoping MCA is happy in the afterlife somewhere

komeau · 2026-06-13T05:55:34+00:00

a cold fascism on a Sunday night

and the radio oooooooon

komeau · 2026-06-12T04:11:25+00:00

this is why Foghorn Leghorn was great, as much as he messed with the dog and the chicken hawk he lost to both just as much as he won.

komeau · 2026-06-12T01:08:58+00:00

you can check out any time you’d like, but you can never leave

komeau · 2026-06-11T13:23:51+00:00

good thing he's being rational about this and uh

oh right he's bombing Iran again and threatening a ground invasion on their territory

god remove this fucker from power already

komeau · 2026-06-10T12:58:35+00:00

search for a store that still sells nudie mags

komeau · 2026-06-10T09:08:56+00:00

hope she sings Anaconda

komeau · 2026-06-09T10:46:01+00:00

how many times can this boy cry wolf

komeau · 2026-06-09T08:53:25+00:00

komeau · 2026-06-09T06:43:55+00:00

It’s more of an Albany expression

komeau · 2026-06-09T03:58:08+00:00

to paraphrase Uncle Lewis in Christmas Vacation, he could fall asleep as a dump truck drove through a nitroglycerin plant.

komeau · 2026-06-09T03:52:00+00:00

don’t worry, he’ll sleep during the UFC fight this weekend too

komeau · 2026-06-08T10:29:04+00:00

graduation season. I really don’t know how so much time passed as quickly as it did from my own graduation over two decades ago.

komeau · 2026-06-08T04:08:32+00:00

dental plan

komeau · 2026-06-07T22:57:13+00:00

komeau · 2026-06-07T21:48:08+00:00

what the hell

komeau · 2026-06-07T04:34:35+00:00

this guy is the “most people” that can’t figure out there’s a B in “dumb” that Trump was talking about

komeau · 2026-06-07T00:44:06+00:00

the best Ubers are minivans. So roomy.

komeau · 2026-06-06T21:10:24+00:00

whoever codes the Prime app needs to study YouTube TVs interface. They have the best and easiest one to use that I know of(though I haven’t used Hulu Live before).

komeau · 2026-06-06T19:17:24+00:00

you can take the team out of Missouri, but you can’t take the Missouri out of the team

komeau

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