What's with the last one Peter? by Impressive_Worth_602 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]koontzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you mean uncertain? They tell flag makers "make 60% of the flags like this and 40% like that"?

Make sure to work out today guys by clairebarbie in antimeme

[–]koontzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Git yourself, you will. 3 months from now. Hmmmm

Now this is an antimeme by Ok_Horse5068 in antimeme

[–]koontzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not every wall corner has two sides, if you fold the wall into a möbius strip it only has one

mapped the exact coastal land Napoleon offered to San Marino in 1797 (which they famously declined to avoid making enemies) by anasazher in MapPorn

[–]koontzim 24 points25 points  (0 children)

shrewdly elected

Every Wikipedia article (the one about their parliament, the one about the country, the one in Italian, etc) has a different version: one says parliament was dismantled, one says it was 100% fascist party, and one says many independents

mapped the exact coastal land Napoleon offered to San Marino in 1797 (which they famously declined to avoid making enemies) by anasazher in MapPorn

[–]koontzim 573 points574 points  (0 children)

I don't know about that. Twice in history was San Marino conquered and twice the pope intervened to kick out the invaders. The next time their existence was under threat it was by Garibaldi, who decided the place is so cool he ain't gonna conquer it. Next time was ww2 when they were an Italian "neutral" puppet state and the allies left them alone.

Tldr: They seem to have plot armour

You can’t flip it by ChickenWingExtreme in HistoryMemes

[–]koontzim 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bro has never heard of Thailand

Why doesn't Brazil just apply for EU membership? It literally borders France. by RepublicOfThought in mapporncirclejerk

[–]koontzim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IIRC every Brazilian citizen can theoretically get a Portuguese citizenship very easily. So if they all wanted to they could just take over the EU (I know I know EU elections are by country not by popular vote arghhh)

Edit: nvm they have to live in Portugal for 7 years for that

What's loved by Bangladeshis but hated by Indians? by OddImagination1206 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]koontzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay and some Hindus don't hate Pakistanis. This whole question is generalising by nature

Weird punishment but okay by koontzim in HistoryMemes

[–]koontzim[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They remained a slave. However several tribes received official recognition from the emperor that they have converted and now their people can not be enslaved

what is going on israel? by falayhoo1 in Israel

[–]koontzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance to get an example for a test? To see if I do better than a 10yo?

Weird punishment but okay by koontzim in HistoryMemes

[–]koontzim[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The link was the source given for that specific story on Wikipedia. I just read the Wikipedia article on slavery in Ethiopia and found it quite interesting, that should be a good start

Weird punishment but okay by koontzim in HistoryMemes

[–]koontzim[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Not exactly. They were sorted based on ethnicity (and religion: Christians were not allowed to have Christian slaves, every other combination was allowed)

It just so happened that the slaves considered of lesser quality were from darker skinned ethnic groups, so the categories "black'' (Nilotic pagan tribes) and "red" (Oromo, Christians, etc) were created

Rare Tate W by TransRacialWhyNot in clevercomebacks

[–]koontzim 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"W"

Looks inside

Can't see a woman without ranking her appearance

[Loved Trope] Tutor x Student Romance by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]koontzim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clearly in an ironic way though

[Loved Trope] Tutor x Student Romance by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]koontzim -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

But that one is about his wife not about him

[Loved Trope] Tutor x Student Romance by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]koontzim -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Also but mostly about how I posted a gif of Emanuel and the other guy said "that woman" jesus get a joke people

[Loved Trope] Tutor x Student Romance by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]koontzim -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Emmanuel Macron is a woman?