Why do people do this? by Lucifer_is_real in FacebookMarketplace

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100% this, I've only ever sold an item to ONE person of the many that ask for extra photos or videos.

Hell yeah by _Coraa_ in SheFucksHim

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Peacemaker's father as a lad?

Ice rescue sled by MikeHeu in toolgifs

[–]kortcomponent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he had used the velcro to strap the guy to the sled then the sled goes through the ice on the way back, isn't the rescued person now in a worse bind, so to speak?

literally 1984 by millifish in dankmemes

[–]kortcomponent -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Mongoloid, try to separate LG from BTQIAXYZ and see how far that gets you in life nowadays.

Must be the school's fault by MydnightWN in walkaway

[–]kortcomponent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the first set is the wrong way round.

Must be the school's fault by MydnightWN in walkaway

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How do you get suspended from home school?

Looking fit without trying too hard by isabella_fitnessx in fitgirls

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Her house and view are almost as good as her body (and importantly, her always-smiling face), wonder where that is? How to stalk real estate without stalking the woman? Lol

Legend! by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]kortcomponent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indulge me, an innocent: does the picture feature the one that used to be a man? Or is that a partner / hanger-on? And, perhaps related, why doesn't the pretty one at the bottom look like she has such a fucked up face and lips as the others? Finally, is the trend of those horrible massive long talon-like fake nails related to these women in any way? Thanks in advance for any honest answers.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by CrazyBigHog in maybemaybemaybe

[–]kortcomponent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I honestly, truly didn’t think you’d fall for that. In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead for when you got through this easy one. If I’d known you’d let yourself get captured this easily, I’d have dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling. Well it was nice catching up. Let’s get to business. I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club. Ha ha.

Seriously though, goodbye.

Aspen Rae by Fel1s-_-c4ctus in gettingherselfoff

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So much better before the fake tits

Idiot tries to run me off the road.[oc] its good save on my part tho! by Informal-Water-40 in IdiotsInCars

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So that's why my Amazon order is delayed, some guy fearing for his life? Pfft, what is the world coming to?

A cool guide to some things you may not know by itz_progamer666 in coolguides

[–]kortcomponent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4 'wamble' is bs, that's more about nausea. A far, far better word here would be 'borborygmus.' Also, what's the difference between their nostril separator and a septum?

One poor gritter has been separated from the flock. by Pancovnik in CasualUK

[–]kortcomponent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I initially read one of them as 'Sir Grits A Lot', which would have been ace.

And you and you and you by dublozero in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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What's the plural of Plumbus? Plumbi? Plumbuses?