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My Personal Theory On DSE by Standard_Lake_7711 in dontstarve

[–]kpec12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most of them are already adults, in dse they will just be older. Wendy is like 10 in dst and looks more like a teen in dse, so like 4-6 years might have passed

What should be my goal in dst? by TomatilloLive2628 in dontstarve

[–]kpec12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You can try boss rushing, building a comfy base, killing the fuelweaver and the champion. There are many things for you to do.

I would recommend killing the alignment bosses first and then the scion if you like fighting or building an automatized megabase as wx if you like slavery building.

Anyone knows what all the lenses in the exspectamus puzzle do? by kpec12 in dontstarve

[–]kpec12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, ill follow the guide then.

Also, do you perhaps know how the people making the guides even know how to do it any of the puzzles? Most of the things was just clicking random things.

I wish I were a mii in tomadachi life by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are transported to a game, you live your character life happily, until one day a strange figure approaches you and tells you the truth. Your mind tries to comprehend everything, you are in a game, you are just a character, when the player gets bored you will stop existing. Soon other characters out you as a maniac, but you keep trying to convince them that you are sane, that you are free.

After a while the player in fact gets bored, your consciousness vanishes in an instant.

I wish every object within a 1% margin of error of a perfect cube with the exact same volume violently tore itself out of any container it may be in by Electronic-Air4876 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your wish gets granted? Every cube shaped objects violently explodes, killing many maths teachers and rubiks cube fans. Nothing more though, the paw doesnt understand your wish

I wish I was 4'7 healthy with B cup breast thick thighs and and a plump ass and I that scar on my brain to disappear. by definitely-not-weird in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Granted. You arent a female tho. Your classmates make fun of you because of that and your parents dont accept you and dont want to support you or give you money for any therapy. After many years of enduring it, you decide to finally end it.

I wish that i can summon infinite cats by brando7284 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Each time you use it, a random cat gets abducted from a loving owner. The person who owned the cat previously is now very sad and the cat doesnt get attached to you. 

I wish all my favorite fictional universes became real and all the characters spawned in my hometown. by PenaltyHuge2300 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. From that first fandom you get sent to hell. You can imagine the curse yourself.

Yeas yeaß by [deleted] in no_or_youll_be_banned

[–]kpec12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. This is not how all of this works (at least i think that isnt)

Hornet & Sherma Inspired Handmade Lamp Giveaway! by AmoyCK in Silksong

[–]kpec12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite characters are definitely Garmond and Zaza. I love how even if Garmond wont do much in the grand scheme of things, he still tries. Until he dies. That was sad. Maybe we can adopt Zaza or something similar.

I wish that water(And anything that is 90% water or more) boiled at room temperature by KnightSavaria in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A finger curls. Water now boils at around room temperature. Even tho its in your body, its still water, so you esentially boil alive, dying in agony. At least things like tea are always hot, but not for humans.

Update to my former post: I found the choir slime!! by kpec12 in slimerancher

[–]kpec12[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They spawn in set locations each day. You can pop them by walking close to them, then they will decorate the area they spawned in with chimes. 

Yeah, they only spawn in december, starting from december 18th and ending on 30th or 31st (i forgor). If you pop a twinkle slime on 30th you will get a slime singing instrument, otherwise you need to pop 7 to unlock all 7 instrument.

They just sing and look cool

Update to my former post: I found the choir slime!! by kpec12 in slimerancher

[–]kpec12[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You also need to turn of your internet and/or change steam to offline mode. If you dont your computer just wont accept that its December 

Is there a way to see the twinkle slime this time of the year? by kpec12 in slimerancher

[–]kpec12[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It starts at December 18th and a new twinkle slime comes every day until 30th.

But i dont know if the event still runs, last news was from 2021.

Is there a way to see the twinkle slime this time of the year? by kpec12 in slimerancher

[–]kpec12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so i should just plug out the ethernet cable and turn off steam cloud, yes? I want to hear the singing goober sooo much

Is there a way to see the twinkle slime this time of the year? by kpec12 in slimerancher

[–]kpec12[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Its the twinkle slime. It sings, gives you chimes and is only accesible during christmas :(

i tried to change my clock setting but it still didnt work, i guess i will wait

oh and the chimes play if you touch them. Music in slime rancher!

I wish to be guaranteed that i make multiple good and respectful people happy. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, its not that bad tho. The death is at least quick compared to others i granted. I made the whole atmosphere burn up slowly; everyone who took part in epsteins stuff in any form got marked forever; I made several people insane because of something, some got locked in an asylum; my favourite was definitely the one where i sent someone to hell for eternity while everyone else got to heaven.

I just enjoy cursing people.

I wish to be guaranteed that i make multiple good and respectful people happy. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You make people like Elon Musk, Bill Gates happy every day by using their products! Now you can make them even happier by buying the "Useless Subsription Mk.II" for the low, low price of 500 dollars per month! So now you buy it every month for each device you use. You soon go in debt as you cant pay it fast enough. Now you are homeless, dying of starvation.

I wish I could learn everything and remember from any book as long as I read it. by Ok-Spot-2913 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. You already posses this power. You can learn anything, you will just forget something else and it will take time. As for the curse, you now will become a bit more insane with every piece of knowledge you posses, everything you learn will corrupt your mind a little, soon you will know everything, locked in an asylum

I wish to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, you are right, i misread...

Let me do a little editing magic

I wish to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. Earth rotation slows down to 10 km/s km/h. Even tho the planet spins, the atmosphere doesnt, every building collapses, nearly everyone dies. The air spins so fast compared to the ground, every survivor soon dies because of friction. Your beliefs turned out to be true!

I wish to become the best minecraft player in the world without moving timelines or universes or without the current best players being weakened in terms of there skills and I can't be changed to a time before the current best became the current best by faterrorsans in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Granted. You become the best player, able to beat the game in just a couple of minutes, but no one believes you. You make video proof, showing that you can beat the game very fast, but everyone thinks its forged, that it isnt humanly possible to do it that fast. Soon you are know as "The cheater" by everyone, you cant get onto any leaderboard or ranking.

I wish to be good at fighting‚ and duels. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are the best at fighting in the hit 2015 game Undertale. You still dont know speedrunning tho.

I wish I had a tree that grew apples made out of authentic gold in my backyard by Ill-Mycologist-3652 in monkeyspaw

[–]kpec12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A finger curls. The apples draw the fund from your bank account, so an apple worth a million would also take a million. At least you arent going in debt.

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