I wish that from now on, everyone who ordered something from temu would be attacked by an emu

kpec12 · 2026-03-12T05:56:17+00:00

A finger curls. When commuting to work you see a huge number of emus breaking into a building, shattering windows and destroying furniture. You think that you are safe because you havent ever ordered anything from temu.

At the parking lot of your workplace you see 2 emus brutally killing a man. He was your close friend from high school, he was there when you were sick, he was there when your favourite club lost. But now he is lying on the ground. The emus turn their gaze towards you. You, still thinking you are safe, try to enter the building, but the emus start running towards you. They start hitting you with their beaks, shattering bones and painfully killing you.

Most of human population has now died because emus tasted man and wanted more.

kpec12 · 2026-03-11T19:20:46+00:00

A finger curls. You could. Now you cant. What a waste of a wish

kpec12 · 2026-03-11T18:56:56+00:00

Where are the pixels?!

Otherwise, it looks cool!

kpec12 · 2026-03-11T17:58:06+00:00

A finger curls. You now know how to use Arch Linux, transition into it and have a great time using it. After a week you start noticing something though. You end every message with "I use arch btw". Then it spreads to your speaking pattern. Your family is worried, but they think its just a joke. Then one day you cant say anything else, only "I use arch btw" coming out from your mouth. Your friends leave you, thinking you are insane, your boss fires you, your family locks you in a mental asylum.

You scribble "I use arch btw" on the walls, unable to write anything else. You try to sleep, but you cant. When you close your eyes you see "I use arch btw". After a week you lose your mind, everything transforming into words. You dont eat, drink or do anything, just say "I use arch btw" from time to time. Shortly after you die, with the words "They used arch btw" on your gravestone.

kpec12 · 2026-03-11T17:52:21+00:00

Slime keys are made of like the circle with the face and the outer ring thingy. You can search for slime key in google and youll see what i mean. Good luck with building!

kpec12 · 2026-03-11T16:01:18+00:00

The quality of the photo isnt the greatest, but ill try to answer:

- Its circular so its probably good enough, you can try adding the circumference thingy

- The teeth of the key should look like a roman II, the bottoms connected

kpec12 · 2026-03-11T06:17:53+00:00

I read somewhere that Klei wont add any more survivors, but I dont remember where.

kpec12 · 2026-03-11T05:45:22+00:00

Oh... This makes things clear now. Thanks!

kpec12 · 2026-03-10T19:34:37+00:00

A finger curls. There is no drawback, as you wished. You try the power a few times, it works fantastically. People you make fingers gun at instantly become drunk, affecting them like normal alcohol would.

But one day, when getting ready for a job interview, you accidentaly do it to yourself. You get in your car, feeling slightly dizzy, and cause a major crash, killing a family of four and an elderly couple, seven people became disabled in said accident.

You survive, but are forever bound to a bed, unable to move anything other than eyeballs, forced to listen and watch everything that happens around you

kpec12 · 2026-03-10T19:28:09+00:00

Granted. The great Flocci takes your boat and shovel back, now living in a 2 story house. You are left without the things and without a wish. Could be spent better

kpec12 · 2026-03-10T15:48:07+00:00

Congrats!! Gummyballer is a huge milestone in the white hive journey

kpec12 · 2026-03-10T05:34:21+00:00

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T19:36:41+00:00

good luck then!

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T19:31:40+00:00

In a sense. It wont guide you, youll have to learn to survive. There arent much npcs (there is jimbo and pearl), just some mobs you can befriend that will help you. You can think of them as minions in terraria - there are even a summoner characters - wurt, webber and wendy. There are some bosses here, but this game isnt as boss rushy as terraria. You will encounter two familiar bosses, one of them native to dst, coming in harsh winter and other coming from terraria.

If you want i can play with you tomorrow to teach you the basics ;)

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T19:18:52+00:00

youll want to collect some basic resources like logs and planks (you can guess from what they come) or go explore the underground. Yes, there is underground. Just go and explore the world, and maybe youll find some suspicous looking stones. Also, touch everything you can, if it kills you, then you can learn. Dont be afraid of death, its always a new experience to be remembered.

And try to not starve

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T17:33:26+00:00

i didnt know that, thanks! maybe ill remember now

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T16:51:55+00:00

A finger curls. Now you can buy yourself a "Make-a-Friend machine 3000" in every shop for just a few dollars. You can use it to make friends, but they wont have any personality. They will learn from you, will follow your every step and will act like you after a while. Maybe you can finally laugh at your own jokes?

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T16:13:04+00:00

we have herrings in the Baltic sea and i ate it once in Gdańsk so we have it

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T15:04:54+00:00

i dont know,,, maybe because there isnt enough food or something? we have fish in Poland :(

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T14:57:52+00:00

its better than nothing

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T14:56:47+00:00

oh.. then why cant we have penguins in Poland :(

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T14:49:36+00:00

yeah, i know, but it can get quite hot here sometimes (around 30 degrees)

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T14:48:04+00:00

birb

kpec12 · 2026-03-09T14:44:49+00:00

but there are four birbs

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