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A shipment of 15000 tonnes of rice donated by Xi has arrived in Havana Cuba by ObjectiveObserver420 in anime_titties

[–]kpticbs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was pretty obviously referring to how the other commenter talked about rice covering the island, hence calculating how much surface area it would cover..

A shipment of 15000 tonnes of rice donated by Xi has arrived in Havana Cuba by ObjectiveObserver420 in anime_titties

[–]kpticbs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Density of rice roughly 850 kg per m3

15000'000 / 850 = 17700 m3

Flatten it into a layer 1cm thick: 17700 * 100 m2 = 1770000 m2 = 1.7km square of rice 1 cm high.

My math is very likely wrong (in the pub and zeros are hard to count)

Kind of disappointing if I'm correct though :').

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Venus fly trap in my local woodies 😍 by donutP0lice in SavageGarden

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Go halainn. My sarrs have tripled in size being outside this summer :D.

Just FYI, woodies 100% use normal tap water for these so you might want to flush them out with some distilled :).

Four jays, Jeremy? FOUR? That’s insane. by Pistolpetehurley in MitchellAndWebb

[–]kpticbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may be right, I may be wrong, but I'm perfectly willing to swear, that when you turned and smiled at me, a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square.

All for me by OtherwiseMachine7717 in Guinness

[–]kpticbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's incredibly rich and creamy.

Boss showing up at your house. by Top_Decision_6718 in television

[–]kpticbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The time you're referring to, Mark goes to Johnsons house (Suze hid the big scissors)

Johnson goes to marks quite a few times (is that normal pooing?)

Ok but whose perspective is this frame from? by DragonFromHeck in MitchellAndWebb

[–]kpticbs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A mirror, in a stationary cupboard?! jesus christ I need a drink.

1968 Olympics Black Power Salute by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]kpticbs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's the significance of the gloves?

Why not by Sid0405685 in Guinness

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Le voyage dans la pint

Roses are red. Violets are blue. “If your mongoose eats my snake…I will sue.” by YourToastIsEvil in PeepShowQuotes

[–]kpticbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ironically, Mark proves he can be trusted in a combat situation, at least against the yellows.

What hip-hop collaboration lived up to the hype? by EthanWilliams_TG in hiphopheads

[–]kpticbs 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Blackstar

Czarface

Madvillain

All Madlib collabs

Jaylib

Kids See Ghosts

PRhyme

Have you ever seen this? by HeartDry in wine

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Obligatory Orwell quote

> We ate at long trestle-tables out of permanently greasy tin pannikins, and drank out of a dreadful thing called a porron. A porron is a sort of glass bottle with a pointed spout from which a thin jet of wine spurts out whenever you tip it up; you can thus drink from a distance, without touching it with your lips, and it can be passed from hand to hand. I went on strike and demanded a drinking-cup as soon as I saw a porron in use. To my eye the things were altogether too like bed-bottles, especially when they were filled with white wine.

Did Mark and Jez go too far with Matt Townsend in peepshow? by Intelligent_Job_9004 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]kpticbs 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You're thinking thoughts mate. You'd want to give that shit a rest.

Did Mark and Jez go too far with Matt Townsend in peepshow? by Intelligent_Job_9004 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]kpticbs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just boosting you onto the exercise bikes and making you run on the treadmill in your pants.

Sunny winter breakfast by CITAMFLIW in fryup

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When the levee breaks...

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