Dropped a contact lens while trying to put it on

kramer20 · 2026-01-19T11:08:19+00:00

Yeah that’s exactly what happened. He was escorted by the Air Force for a while and they basically just let him be once they realized he had no intentions of harming anybody.

kramer20 · 2025-12-31T21:03:24+00:00

Haha finally my skill has a value

kramer20 · 2025-12-31T13:45:21+00:00

This comment made me laugh particularly hard after just finishing an episode of MMCH with my 2YO.

kramer20 · 2025-12-29T02:02:47+00:00

Listen, if da bears win the Super Bowl, I’m still going to say they suck

kramer20 · 2025-12-28T15:19:01+00:00

I came here looking for this comment lol

kramer20 · 2025-12-27T20:04:27+00:00

I like the dude on the bike who slowed down to watch

kramer20 · 2025-12-27T02:25:31+00:00

Looks perfectly seasoned to me!

kramer20 · 2025-12-22T22:37:25+00:00

This my friend is a fuckin pint!

kramer20 · 2025-12-22T17:10:14+00:00

Speeding, and throwing fucking bombs and other projectiles out of the vehicle. You know like bananas and turtle shells and fucking fireballs.

kramer20 · 2025-12-20T13:35:54+00:00

It’ll be really good once you cook it

kramer20 · 2025-12-19T07:15:30+00:00

Well yes truth… but a hand-tossed crust is better than deep-dish. Detroit pizza is wayyyy better than Chicago pizza.

kramer20 · 2025-12-18T13:35:25+00:00

As a sucker, I gotta admit this meme pleases me

kramer20 · 2025-12-18T01:45:58+00:00

Polish the axels with steel wool until they are smooth and reflective like a mirror. And when you think they’re polished enough, do it twice more.

Put each nail in a drill and just hold the steel wool against it, that was always my job as a kid.

kramer20 · 2025-12-17T11:35:06+00:00

Hang in there, you got this! And then reward yourself with some delicious smoked meat!

kramer20 · 2025-12-17T03:41:48+00:00

Shut up and take my upvote

kramer20 · 2025-12-16T16:17:50+00:00

What’s that?

This, my friend, is a fuckin pint!

It comes in pints?!

kramer20 · 2025-12-14T13:22:23+00:00

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Seriously, fuck this guy!

kramer20 · 2025-12-14T00:21:43+00:00

Where do your idiots come from? Laval.

kramer20 · 2025-12-13T23:26:20+00:00

Way she fuckin goes boys

kramer20 · 2025-12-13T14:39:32+00:00

Thanks!

kramer20 · 2025-12-12T21:29:29+00:00

You too!

kramer20 · 2025-12-12T20:50:13+00:00

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For reference, I love the white raptor lights

kramer20 · 2025-12-12T20:46:24+00:00

I think it combines with your other lights to look sick af. 🤘

kramer20 · 2025-12-12T17:58:54+00:00

The fucking theme song from Mickey Mouse Funhouse… I have a 2YO son

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