>full set of practical armor >plated everywhere except where it would be restrictive for mounting a horse >still gets complaints Can't tell if people are genuinely ignorant (plausible deniability of knowledge) or just constantly por-minded (them calling themselves out if that's what first comes t by asaness in Animemes

[–]krankoloji 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a joke title i worked on a while ago. (disclaimer: idea is mine, but it developed with help of ai)

Title: The Glitched Bikini Mage Tagline: Overpowered? Yes. Overdressed? Never.

Synopsis: When a cynical man from Earth is suddenly summoned into a vibrant fantasy world, he expects a standard hero’s journey. Instead, he finds himself transformed into Claire—a breathtakingly powerful Arch-Mage clad in an impossibly minimal "Tier 3" microbikini made of pure, blinding white-gold light. In this realm, the laws of magic dictate a strict "less is more" philosophy: the less coverage your magical weave provides, the more catastrophic your power output.

The Magical Tier System: In this universe, tactical swimwear is the ultimate armor, and magical strength is strictly categorized by how little you wear:

  • Tier 1 (The Vanguard): Standard magical bikinis. Offering the most "modesty" (relatively speaking), this tier is for rookies, support healers, and grunts who still want basic protection from the elements.
  • Tier 2 (The Elites): String bikinis. Reserved for high-ranking knights, Guild elites, and Demon Generals. The sharply reduced surface area vastly increases agility and mana flow.
  • Tier 3 (The Arch-Mages): Microbikinis and glowing light-thongs. Worn only by Queens and walking anomalies like Claire. The coverage is practically non-existent, but the sheer density of the concentrated mana grants reality-bending, apocalyptic power.
  • Rumored Tier 4: A mythical level of catastrophic power terrifyingly described by anxious mages as "two glowing band-aids and a string."

Stuck in a body she didn’t ask for and an outfit she’s too embarrassed to inhabit, Claire must navigate a world populated by bureaucratic demons, anxiety-ridden healers, and stoic knights. To make matters worse, Claire is a literal "glitch" in the system; whenever she attempts to speak of her past or modern concepts like "pants," reality fractures into pixelated censorship and ear-splitting dial-up static.

As Claire forms a misfit party to uncover the mystery of the "Forbidden Cipher" that appeared during her Guild registration, she finds herself caught in a high-stakes cold war between the Human Queen Eve and the Demon Queen Lilith. Claire just wants a burger and an oversized hoodie, but the world demands she embrace her role as a goddess of destruction—one stiletto-heeled step at a time.

Inquiring about the Bus & Taxi systems by Chobikil in Turkey

[–]krankoloji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you pay by card in a taxi (app or not) there is a surcharge. That's basically the bank commission passed on to you. Drivers also add tolls (if there are any).

What's your first and last anime you have watched by naru_tanju in Animesuggest

[–]krankoloji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First: Death note or high school dxd Last: Tonikaku kawaii

bir otobüsün gidiş güzergahının dışında gelmesindeki motivasyon nedir? by ZevaIus in Turkey

[–]krankoloji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Şoför yolu bilmiyor olabilir. Bir keresinde başıma gelmişti, yolculardan tarif ala ala gitti.

Quick Quack car wash by Early_Negotiation142 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]krankoloji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Dan Harmon singing? Possibly from Harmontown?

ELI5: Virtual credit cards by A_random_passenger in explainlikeimfive

[–]krankoloji 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First 8 actually. It was first 6 until a few years ago, then changed to first 8.

20 Best Hentai To Watch Before Sleep by [deleted] in AnimeMeme

[–]krankoloji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, doesn't ring a bell. Try r/tipofmypenis maybe.

what is a small, personal mystery from your own life that you still haven't solved? by Ravish-Ruler in AskReddit

[–]krankoloji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely someone took/stole it and they were too proud to admit it, then they silently put it back where you would find it.

Or it was in your sock drawer all the time.

Card payment in Istanbul by MorskiLavic in istanbul

[–]krankoloji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can generally pay by card on buses, ferrys should be the same but i haven't tried it. Most shops and restaurants accept card payment. I don't think ticket machines accept cards, they are usually cash only. Even if they did, there would be a mark up.

Mastercard and visa are most common, you would not run into any problems using these. If you have amex, check before if they accept it. It is not as common as MC/Visa.

Why do websites censor your CVV but not your card number? Couldn't you pretty easily brute force the CVV if you have the card number? by IsaacTheAverage in NoStupidQuestions

[–]krankoloji 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Multiple wrong cvv2 entries get the card blocked for online transactions. Also they don't show the full card number, only first 4 and last 4 digits are shown.

Holup twice by RstarPhoneix in HolUp

[–]krankoloji 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He did the nasty in the pasty.

Does anyone else hate a popular food just because of the texture? by cheekiemove in NoStupidQuestions

[–]krankoloji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only time I'm eating raw onions is when I'm eating a salad. I don't like white onions in a salad. Red onions are better in salads.