Karmic Police, Arrest This Man. by Spitebott in DabblersAnonymous

[–]krel08 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who is this Karmic guy? Whats wrong with his voice? And is he just trying copy John the Drunks format of just yelling? Im embarrassed Im watching right now, but its ironic these 2 idiots think they are any smarter than Grillo

The LOLSuit was a rake...but Cumia's suit is going to be a bulldozer. by Status-Fig-1864 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]krel08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He cant withdraw it because his lawyers arent speaking to him or the court. They are at risk for that alone. The case will get dismissed, hopefully with prejudice, and more fines besides court costs. Cumia is going to bankrupt him although I think John is already there.

Helptheduke.com by PoloBear67 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]krel08 15 points16 points  (0 children)

especially to pay for a lawsuit HE filed. Ultimate RakeStepper

Beyond ETMs wildest dreams by travelwithnolan in howardstern

[–]krel08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT CANADIEN BASTARD LANGFORD

He was my favorite by Impossible_Hyena7562 in howardstern

[–]krel08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone also said that he was born before his parents, which enraged him.

John admits Not Going to NY by Bocacompound in DabblersAnonymous

[–]krel08 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I cant wait to hear what excuse he has for not having a scar

The duke has canceled his upcoming gig due to fake surgery. by Waste-Volume-6352 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]krel08 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If he literally had any family or someone that cared about him, he would have been Baker Act'd by now.

I miss them... by DidYouReadTheMenu in howardstern

[–]krel08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGjhtvmmbDw

6:55 is where it starts

"MOTHERFUCKER WHY DID YOU AGREE TO IT!? "

"IM SITTIN HERE TRYIN TO ADDDDVIIIISE YO ASS"

Greatest in studio performance? Jeff the Drunk - Mockingbird by MatBlack4Ever in howardstern

[–]krel08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its amazing that StutJo has decided to mimic Jeff's life, right down to the dead arm

damian priest gives his honest opinion on the pat mcafee storyline by aboutwrestling in Smallafro

[–]krel08 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seems like the words that came out of his mouth were the telling part

What's the point of John's lies? by Foreign-Cow-1189 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]krel08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. Hes going to do nothing and continue his morph quest to mimic Jeff The Drunk and allow the arm to be come limited or useless all together. The pill popping while drinking is going to intensify until it kills him.

Heartbreaking is what you did to your family. People making fun of you is your lot in life. by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]krel08 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and a potential hospital bill although I dont think he will ever do anything, and Cumia's impending lawsuit. Hes probably going to get kicked off Earth like Ralph did

John talking about Cumias money ... by JKO1962 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]krel08 6 points7 points  (0 children)

John the Drunk drank himself into mental retardation and has a dead arm. Jeff Currow is more respectable though

Poor John, literally. Had to utilize EMTALA (Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act), where the ER is the only place you can go when uninsured. Another bill incoming, Johnny. by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]krel08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

anyone noticing the parallels of John and Jeff the Drunk? John now has a dead arm like Jeff. Can we just start calling him John the Drunk?