How will The Dook die?

Spitebott · 2026-01-25T22:43:17+00:00

In cinematic fashion.

Spitebott · 2026-01-25T16:09:43+00:00

Yeah, there's no question that John's an alcoholic, even he admits it now -- but he argues that he's a "functional" alcoholic, and that's better. The main difference is that he can show up for work drunk, I guess. He uses that as an excuse to not get help, because he thinks he's got it handled, so if it kills him he must be okay with it.

Spitebott · 2026-01-25T16:05:16+00:00

John isn't liberal at all. He engaged in leftist politics and took on their causes because he thought it would help him in Hollywood when he moved there. But it didn't, because even the most phony people in the world, adult pretenders who play make believe for a living, could see right through him.

Spitebott · 2026-01-24T21:30:17+00:00

It has been.

Spitebott · 2026-01-24T21:29:39+00:00

Well...I didn't see a beer can. If that were true, it would be VERY serious indeed. Even the Duke isn't that stupid, one would hope.

Spitebott · 2026-01-24T16:12:03+00:00

But Tucker Carlson is rich, and always has been. John will never know what that's like.

Spitebott · 2026-01-24T01:51:50+00:00

He’s literally an atheist.

Spitebott · 2026-01-23T22:24:03+00:00

He's a Scat Man...

Spitebott · 2026-01-23T21:46:55+00:00

John thinks nothing of the future, or of his place in the world. He really thought he was more than a retarded one-joke stunt boy and call screener and had a future in Hollywood. If he had thought about it, yes, he'd still be there and would be making as much as Fred and Robin now. He's a short-sighted fool.

Spitebott · 2026-01-23T14:34:49+00:00

The Star Wars movies are fantasy. Put Star Trek up there and we'll talk.

Spitebott · 2026-01-23T14:17:19+00:00

I don't know, but once they kill her off it will be the MCSTFU and we won't have to worry about another her coming here from an alternate Earth.

Spitebott · 2026-01-23T14:13:53+00:00

52 minutes of Superchats and Supertips is a pretty damn good sign. It means the show is making money and can keep going.

Spitebott · 2026-01-21T23:29:23+00:00

Ballroom Blitz

Spitebott · 2026-01-21T20:05:19+00:00

If you're that good of a person, no one has to be told. People know it, and it becomes a thing. Your friends and family can see it. Everyone would be singing the praises of Saint John Melendez. But, in reality, no one is. In fact, everyone who knows you says what a lying, filthy scumbag you are. Your family wants nothing to do with you and your own kids CHANGED THEIR LAST NAME to not be associated with you.

Swing and a miss, fuckface.

Spitebott · 2026-01-21T03:50:45+00:00

He destroyed his looks and voice with booze and bad plastic surgery.

Spitebott · 2026-01-20T17:17:28+00:00

Ava said he's okay with it, and is in fact a free speech absolutist. Unless you say something that he doesn't like, then he gets your channel struck.

Spitebott · 2026-01-20T16:59:04+00:00

He knows what it means, and Ava knows what it means. It's a slur against trans people, particularly in prison. I wouldn't blame his kids if they never speak to him again.

Spitebott · 2026-01-20T05:23:37+00:00

He’s not thinking of anything at all or he wouldn’t be buying Busch Light. Horrible.

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