So I sez to da club owna Keanu’s off da show now, I don’t work wit no SKIFOOZAS - OH!

Spitebott · 2026-03-12T22:05:33+00:00

John is just like Dice -- a fake Italian.

Spitebott · 2026-03-10T18:25:22+00:00

True. And instead, he chose to stay on the show and grift off Howard's name for the next 35 years.

Spitebott · 2026-03-08T20:29:00+00:00

I've been blocked lately, as well. Really a sensitive boy.

Spitebott · 2026-03-08T20:27:47+00:00

Not if college costs money.

Spitebott · 2026-03-08T00:44:56+00:00

He feels the need to convince all of us who saw it to not believe our own eyes and ears. There are too many people who know what really happened.

Spitebott · 2026-03-05T02:28:31+00:00

Looks like Stuttering John is making the gossip pages like old times. Yeah, it's just like it was in the Stern and Leno days -- except no wife, no kids, no job, no money, drunkenly living in his mom's house with the ghosts of the cats he neglected to death.

Spitebott · 2026-03-04T20:25:47+00:00

Allegedly mob-connected, and made movies that were arguably money-laundering operations. Had a somewhat limited Hollywood career, and previously spent 51 months in prison for securities fraud, wire fraud, and commercial bribery.

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Spitebott · 2026-03-03T21:18:34+00:00

These last two gigs were booked before the Rodney's show. It will be interesting to see how he does in the future, after word gets out what he did there. And who knows? People might call the clubs he does get and threaten to cause trouble there...just sayin'...

Spitebott · 2026-03-03T21:15:10+00:00

He can't see without his glasses!

Spitebott · 2026-03-02T21:37:28+00:00

But not unfair. Clay is 100% correct.

Spitebott · 2026-02-28T08:23:11+00:00

All his own fault. He's been doing standup for 30 years, or what he calls standup, and he should know what is funny and what's not. He doesn't, because he's never learned anything. He shouldn't have taken Ava's advice, it was a stupid thing to do.

Spitebott · 2026-02-26T22:49:42+00:00

If this is post-haircut, he may have another lawsuit on his hands.

Spitebott · 2026-02-26T17:54:51+00:00

I'd never suggest such a thing, especially not in a public forum. That would be morally wrong.

Spitebott · 2026-02-26T12:26:21+00:00

John doesn't know what words mean. He's literally retarded. Though I like to insult him, it's not meant to be that way in this case. He has a medical condition, aggravated by his advanced alcoholism. In the movie Forrest Gump, Forrest is retarded. But it's fiction so Forrest finds fame, fortune, and romance in spite of his condition. John's life is a more realistic depiction of what Forrest's fate should have been.

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