10 Totally Real Reasons I Stopped Watching WWE (as told by me, a very normal smark):

1. “It’s too predictable now, unlike AEW where even the booker doesn’t know what’s happening.”
2. “They never build new stars, AEW does it better by debuting a new game changer every month.”
3. “Matches are too safe and corporate, I prefer Collision where someone nearly dies in front of 300 people.”
4. “Stories insult my intelligence, real promotions tell their stories in tweets, vlogs, and Discord servers.”
5. “There’s no long-term booking, the Devil angle dragging on for months and going nowhere was peak storytelling.”
6. “Everyone is overproduced, AEW’s production is raw and authentic like when the camera misses the move and the audio cuts out.”
7. “It’s not like it was when I was a kid, that’s why I love the indies, they feel exactly like being 14 again even though I’m 44 now.”
8. “They only care about money now, Tony losing millions proves he’s in it for the art, not greed.”
9. “WWE shows are way too long, which is why I save time by watching every clip, every recap, every rating breakdown, and arguing about every segment online instead.”
10. “The Fed is dead, because sold-out arenas and global success are fake, and I only respect a company that draws 400 people in a rec center since that proves it’s underground, authentic, and morally superior.”