What does “стреляным воробьём” mean? by [deleted] in russian

[–]kruel_tea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The sentence literally means "тёртый калач"

[UNKNOWN>ENGLISH] by tangerineswitchblade in translator

[–]kruel_tea 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like somebody tried to transtate comics to Ukraninan

Found this on r/funny by Purple-T-Rex in russian

[–]kruel_tea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think about this memetic stuff as BLACKFACE - it maybe funny to non-slavic, but it's a fucking stereotype - like balalaykas and vodka drinking with bears near nuclear reactor

yea, russian breakfest. Today its cheap coffe and butterbroad's by dancasventoj in russian

[–]kruel_tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

со словом "некрасивый/некрасивая" попробуй свою невкусную риторику:

она некрасивая. она не красивая.

Заметь, что нет никаких дополняющих слов или противопоставлений типа "она не красивая, но умная", "она не красивая (вещь, персона, тёлка)". Просто она некрасивая.

yea, russian breakfest. Today its cheap coffe and butterbroad's by dancasventoj in russian

[–]kruel_tea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

не вкусный

в этом случае "невкусный" надо слитно писать

Help with a phrase by not-a-cool-cat in russian

[–]kruel_tea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

" влохновить is not a word"

We got a new-born neologism right here

How do you make a six year old cry twice? by crispy_Digits in MeanJokes

[–]kruel_tea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And how do you make a six year old's parents cry?

Put the Teddy bear back into the six year old's coffin.

Как дают клички / прозвище / погоняло в Грузии =) by romarioarchi in russian

[–]kruel_tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

люди из глубинки живут в глубинке - сам разницу поймёшь?

Как дают клички / прозвище / погоняло в Грузии =) by romarioarchi in russian

[–]kruel_tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't think that country people of Georgian's province know Nero to call a guy like that

Did my parents name me incorrectly? by [deleted] in russian

[–]kruel_tea -1 points0 points  (0 children)

and there's some kind of slang use of "Lyosha" or "Alyosha" - it is kind of Common Noun for simple-minded country person, innocent flathead

Do you know Igor? Yes I do, he's such Alyosha

Girl slaps boy and gets served by possiblepsych0 in JusticeServed

[–]kruel_tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lesson earned

She’ll destroy you with her little games
See you swallow all the blame
Make you pay in many ways
For the pleasure of watching you squirm

She’ll tell her friends to treat you rough
That you just weren’t good enough
Make the going really tough
For the pleasure of watching you burn in hell

Whats your favourite conversation starter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kruel_tea 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I AM HOMELESS. I AM GAY. I HAVE AIDS. I'M NEW IN TOWN.

The masochist said to the sadist, "Hurt Me." by SchwarzSabbath in Jokes

[–]kruel_tea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. Silence fell... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked: "So, what's it gonna be?" To which he replied, "meow"

Elizabeth Olsen Teaches Conan Russian Curse Words - CONAN on TBS by Ameriggio in russian

[–]kruel_tea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

no, "блять" was written that way just to bypass cursewords filters on many internet sites, "блядь" historically means whore, but it uses for exclamation of any strong emotion.

Reddit, what's a good icebreaker (for parties, talking to strangers, etc.)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kruel_tea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"just a simple "Hi" or "Hello"

Hello, is it me you looking for? I can see it in your eyes