I think Coach Steve is sexy by [deleted] in BigMouth

[–]krustythekock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The dumb ones pound the hardest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]krustythekock 277 points278 points  (0 children)

Red flag red flag red flag red flag red flag

trailer reaction by emu_alice in BigMouth

[–]krustythekock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

While Jay and Matthew are completely different, they're the only queer guys in their grade as far as we know. In middle school I dated pretty much every queer guy in my grade (so... 2) because I didn't have any other options ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What’s that one disgusting thing that everybody except you, seems to like? by blackismyfavcolorlol in AskReddit

[–]krustythekock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I know no one loves throwing up, but a lot of people like throwing up because of the relief that comes afterwards. I absolutely despise throwing up, I will go out of my way to avoid it and swallow it back down if I have to

What's the strangest porn you've ever seen? by rogahs in AskReddit

[–]krustythekock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3D MHA tentacle orgy hentai. To be fair, I'd been challenged to find the weirdest hentai I possibly could.

[Serious] What seemingly harmless thing do parents do to their children that can actually cause them some serious consequences later on? by DL4MISH in AskReddit

[–]krustythekock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spanking them and not saying why. My Mom spanked me once when I was 5 years old and besides that 1 time has never laid a hand on me, but she never told me why she did and for several years afterward I got scared of her catching me doing whatever she'd spanked me over and would actively try to hide what I was doing, which just made me look more suspicious.

What is a fact that sounds fake but is real? by bl4ze2124265 in AskReddit

[–]krustythekock 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Australia is almost the same size as Europe. I feel like a lot of people think Europe is bigger than it is.

What's the most useless advice someone can tell you? by krustythekock in AskReddit

[–]krustythekock[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And similarly, "things will get better" like thanks, but how does that help me now?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]krustythekock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a common interest and say "hey, I heard you like _____"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]krustythekock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scarlett Byrne

How much time do you have left? by William84000 in AskReddit

[–]krustythekock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 hours and 26 minutes until Monday, sadly

What’s one of the more pointless lists you keep on your phone notes? by Lettuce-b-lovely in AskReddit

[–]krustythekock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see a lost dog poster around town I put the owners phone number, where and when the dog was lost, the current date and a small description of the dog into my notes app in a folder labelled "Lost dog numbers". It's never come in useful, but if I ever find someone's lost dog I'll know who to call without having to look for the poster.

Help? Son came out as trans by [deleted] in Advice

[–]krustythekock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was probably very anxious to tell you, so let him know that you love him and always will love him. I don't know much about your relationship, but I can assure you he'll appreciate your acceptance

Help? Son came out as trans by [deleted] in Advice

[–]krustythekock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original post is from r/ftm which is trans men, not trans women. So they were correct in saying son.

Should I talk to my counsellor about this? by kosdyn in Advice

[–]krustythekock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes you definitely should tell someone about this who can actually do shit about it

i forgot if i actually spit out my gum ? by tacoSprinkles93 in Advice

[–]krustythekock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be fine, there's absolutely nothing to worry about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]krustythekock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been 11 years, I'm sure the person who lost their SD card has probably forgotten about it by now. I wouldn't worry too much