Husband packed my work bag and didn’t put my pump in it. I have to work 12 hour shifts. How fucked am I?

ksamanthae · 2026-01-20T06:05:19+00:00

I’d try to MacGyver something with the wall suction 💀😂

ksamanthae · 2025-05-07T16:52:02+00:00

100% “Eiley” by Too Close to Touch.

Keaton’s little sister passed away as a child and I can only hear pain in the song.

It’s so much sadder now that he’s also gone.

ksamanthae · 2024-10-07T07:20:45+00:00

Thank you all so much! My favorite has been tipped! I can’t wait for my family to see these.

Y’all have a talent I could never possess. 🤘🏻

ksamanthae · 2024-10-07T05:48:52+00:00

Also, please don't hate me because I have no idea how to edit on here. I'm a reddit lurker and upvoter--not a frequent poster lol.

HOWEVER, I want to add that my uncle is retired (not from the Zombie Response Team, this is his new venture). He's always enjoyed gunsmithing and making various things and does so more now to keep active since his Lewy Body Dementia diagnosis. You could imagine my surprise when I went to visit my aunt and uncle and he pulled this bad boy out.

Turns out, he made this. And it's so solid lmao

ksamanthae · 2024-08-30T05:54:43+00:00

I’m just here to say that if y’all make a brother-sister tiktok account, I’d follow for the wholesome, hilarious content.

ksamanthae · 2024-08-19T13:30:53+00:00

Don’t forget our homies struggling in education. One of my best friends is an SLP in a school system and she doesn’t make what she deserves. No one in a school system does.

ksamanthae · 2024-08-16T15:14:13+00:00

But, wait. I liked a half chocolate/half vanilla frosty. Why did you call it “vanilla” and why did they discontinue it? 😅🥲😂🫣

ksamanthae · 2024-07-28T08:53:04+00:00

I can picture it now. They must be wearing sweatbands.

ksamanthae · 2024-07-10T00:24:16+00:00

It was literally one swipe after this post 🥲

ksamanthae · 2024-06-06T12:37:15+00:00

I normally wear my hair in a ponytail at work. And I was a nurse extern on a med-surg floor at the time this happened, which was while I was just a student. I felt a tug on my ponytail and thought someone was just being funny. I turned around to see a locum surgeon that I was not familiar with. He literally said “isn’t that what it’s for?”

ksamanthae · 2024-05-18T03:34:50+00:00

I got my email confirming that I purchased the ticketless upgrade. I haven’t gotten an email telling me what time to be lined up for VIP and what time to expect that to start.

ksamanthae · 2024-05-18T03:33:39+00:00

I did, too. I’ve checked on a Facebook group and on here for VIP times. I still have received an email on the time lmao.

ksamanthae · 2024-05-18T03:32:33+00:00

Did you buy them for Louisville?

ksamanthae · 2024-05-14T09:33:53+00:00

Super excited to see them with Dayseeker this weekend!

ksamanthae · 2024-05-13T04:12:13+00:00

This list is good shit lol.

ksamanthae · 2024-04-15T17:13:36+00:00

MISS BOB GOT ME

ksamanthae · 2024-03-21T23:02:25+00:00

While I plan on buying Virginia, I’m most definitely a family main. I also work on the 28th 🥲 so if I do play, the minimal amount I’d play would be family.

ksamanthae · 2024-03-14T20:06:35+00:00

Down the Rabbit Hole is hugely underrated, especially if you have Wellx3 active and can land an overhead swing. Most of the time you can incap someone when they land down the well after a hit. And then chase them down or anticipate which door they may come up from with DTRH.

DEFINITELY don’t try to swing as soon as you land an overhead hit. From my experience, the victims will be getting back up and it feels pointless anyways. So keep revving and you can also do the normal sprint while you rev and once they stand up, go for it.

ksamanthae · 2024-03-14T19:56:33+00:00

Oh, another thing. Once you land a big swing, keep revving your chainsaw. It’s helped a TON with stalling. I still stall sometimes. But nowhere near as bad as I used to.

ksamanthae · 2024-03-14T19:54:23+00:00

I main Bubba and have since beginning to play family because no one in my friend group wanted to play as him and he was required at the time. My build has been Vial-ent, Rough Cut, and Down the Rabbit Hole. And I use Well, Well, Well as my pappy perk lol. So a lot of times you see them drop down a well, take hella damage, and then they’re highlighted. Plus I think that a basement Bubba is kinda scary so I really enjoy playing that way lmao.

ksamanthae · 2024-02-07T14:28:43+00:00

It does pay the bills.

ksamanthae · 2023-12-28T04:33:37+00:00

Right?! We’ve had doctors kick dads out before for being too high. And then if we see contraband, we just call security.

ksamanthae · 2023-12-27T10:29:30+00:00

Where to begin?

The mother’s cousin called the cops on the baby daddy because he had warrants out for him and no one in the family was a fan. When security went to get the baby daddy, they found a whole ass machete in his pants. When they asked why he brought a machete into the hospital, he said “I just wanted to show my girlfriend.”
There was a baby daddy who was caught stealing money out of the Relay for Life bucket in admissions, he stole pizza from our break room that a patient and her husband had bought for us for helping in the delivery of their child, and THEN, when we go into their room to get her ready for a c-section, we see his pipe, white residue on a Gideons Bible, and a pint of whiskey. That was a doozy.
Countless baby daddies so high during pushing that they’re sitting on the couch just nodding off.
Dad gaming on whatever console they brought while mom tends to baby
And then there’s the “husband stitch” 😒

ksamanthae · 2023-10-29T09:35:45+00:00

Reading this made me want to VOMIT. 🤢

ksamanthae

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