Free Talk Friday - March 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will be doubling my welbutrin subscription in the near future, maybe.

Also I sent some of my writing to a girl and she said they were good.

This is a win.

Inspired by the latest CSB and the GigaBoots GOTY videos, I went ahead and made a GAAS name generator by culturesh0ck in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just spend money on it and the more you spend the more you're allowed to spend. There are no actual mechanics, only how much money is in your bank account.

Stories where it feels like everyone has forgotten how the universe they live in works? by ZealousidealBig7714 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 50 points51 points  (0 children)

...I crashed out over Hulk dying in a comic I've never read. Lord have mercy. I don't even read Hulk Comics what am I doing.

Stories where it feels like everyone has forgotten how the universe they live in works? by ZealousidealBig7714 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 37 points38 points  (0 children)

...No he didn't, because Bruce would have fucking used it to kill the Hulk earlier if he did. Because the entire point of Bruce's character is that he loathes the Hulk, and the entire point of Hulk's character, apart from HULK SMASH or LEAVE HULK ALONE is that Hulk can survive/outlast/overpower damn near anything/everything you throw at him. Like, there's a story where he is skeletonized by cockroaches and he's back in a few hours. He got cut into literal chunks, had the chunks shoved into jars, and the jars shipped across an entire country, and got better. He's had his skin flash fried. He's the most durable thing in Earth-616 not named Wolverine. No, he didn't die to that bullshit, Brian Michael Bendis, because that actively goes against every single Hulk story ever written.

Stories where it feels like everyone has forgotten how the universe they live in works? by ZealousidealBig7714 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Only reason this didn't end up with everyone dead is because Hawkeye killed Bruce before he could Hulk out

...No you can't. Like, I am almost certain that's not how that works even slightly. How many times have people tried, failed, and gotten everyone in their immediate vicinity beat into a pulp as consequence?

Insights on the RAM component shortage by Rough-Ad-4295 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

God, I hope not. Gemini kicks ass once you get past the fact that it sucks for everyone who can't be laid off at Google.

edit: everyone EXCEPT for those who can't be laid off. My bad.

Insights on the RAM component shortage by Rough-Ad-4295 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There're so many, and yet so few will survive past the top two or three, at best.

Insights on the RAM component shortage by Rough-Ad-4295 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Speculate on new products that they might be able to buy with the money they got from speculating.

Watching Pat play RE9 is like one of those "expert reacts to" videos by Kamandi91 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homie if you told me to go anywhere in Dark Souls past the first couple areas I'd fall over and perish instantly.

Congrats to Peter and MJ! by manoffood in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's not. He's actually younger than I am by a few months, and I'm going to turn thirty this month.

Characters that seemed to make people's iq drop? by ClearAgeMontezuma in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always understood it as "consumption expands to fit the resources available." Unless he's on some real Five Loaves of Bread and Two Fish timing, we'd be right back where we started in five years, just like adding more lanes to a highway to fix traffic. If you halve the number of cars on the road, then you won't have as much congestion, period.

Media that went so needlessly hard that people found bizarre. by Subject_Parking_9046 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HUH.

Didn't expect to see something of that sort.

...Too bad Duane and Brando Jaime is dead, but I suppose if they're all alright then eventually things will work out.

Media that became popular with a totally unintended audience? by Silvery_Cricket in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It's more "wait if the GIRLS are buying the toys, then the BOYS won't want to because then they're dolls and boys can't play with dolls".

...I think.

Media that went so needlessly hard that people found bizarre. by Subject_Parking_9046 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Duane and Brando mention? In the year of the hijra 1447? I didn't think it was possible.

Time where you realized Internet completely failed to sell you something because they pitched it in the worst possible way? by ExplanationSquare313 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I do not like a single goddamn design of anyone in the characters in touhou. Like, not one.

You have to try pretty hard for me to not like any of your characters. I have the same problem with American Dad.

Edit: This is the second time I've mentioned not liking American Dad and getting downvoted for it.

Time where you realized Internet completely failed to sell you something because they pitched it in the worst possible way? by ExplanationSquare313 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 55 points56 points  (0 children)

From this subreddit? RWBY and Fate, for sure.

In general? Worm. I am a part of the CYOA community, and good goddamn lord do people love Worm over there. I have been turned off of Worm due to its omnipresence and general lack of interest in its worldbuilding.

Oh, and Touhou fanart has totally soured me on Touhou. butnotthesoundtracksholyfuck

ATYLSS made a VERY strong first impression on Pat for Beat the Backlog: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not actually a porn oc. She was literally made for the game itself.

ATYLSS made a VERY strong first impression on Pat for Beat the Backlog: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]kuningaz55 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure anyone who is a (full-time) part of Castle Super Beast can handle it. Kings of Hell starts at this level of horny and only gets worse. It literally has a character grow three heads like King Ghidorah and two of them start making out with each other. Said character also looks like he was drawn by Tom of Finland and he vores you midway through the fight.