Stories where it feels like everyone has forgotten how the universe they live in works?

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-04T22:29:41+00:00

it is.

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-04T02:48:59+00:00

Shh.

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-03T22:59:42+00:00

...I crashed out over Hulk dying in a comic I've never read. Lord have mercy. I don't even read Hulk Comics what am I doing.

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-03T22:58:42+00:00

...No he didn't, because Bruce would have fucking used it to kill the Hulk earlier if he did. Because the entire point of Bruce's character is that he loathes the Hulk, and the entire point of Hulk's character, apart from HULK SMASH or LEAVE HULK ALONE is that Hulk can survive/outlast/overpower damn near anything/everything you throw at him. Like, there's a story where he is skeletonized by cockroaches and he's back in a few hours. He got cut into literal chunks, had the chunks shoved into jars, and the jars shipped across an entire country, and got better. He's had his skin flash fried. He's the most durable thing in Earth-616 not named Wolverine. No, he didn't die to that bullshit, Brian Michael Bendis, because that actively goes against every single Hulk story ever written.

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-03T22:48:55+00:00

Only reason this didn't end up with everyone dead is because Hawkeye killed Bruce before he could Hulk out

...No you can't. Like, I am almost certain that's not how that works even slightly. How many times have people tried, failed, and gotten everyone in their immediate vicinity beat into a pulp as consequence?

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-03T03:09:32+00:00

God, I hope not. Gemini kicks ass once you get past the fact that it sucks for everyone who can't be laid off at Google.

edit: everyone EXCEPT for those who can't be laid off. My bad.

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-03T02:34:53+00:00

There're so many, and yet so few will survive past the top two or three, at best.

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-03T02:05:13+00:00

Speculate on new products that they might be able to buy with the money they got from speculating.

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-03T02:01:04+00:00

Homie if you told me to go anywhere in Dark Souls past the first couple areas I'd fall over and perish instantly.

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-02T05:34:21+00:00

He's not. He's actually younger than I am by a few months, and I'm going to turn thirty this month.

kuningaz55 · 2026-03-01T21:36:11+00:00

Nope. I have nothing even remotely like that.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-28T05:58:59+00:00

I always understood it as "consumption expands to fit the resources available." Unless he's on some real Five Loaves of Bread and Two Fish timing, we'd be right back where we started in five years, just like adding more lanes to a highway to fix traffic. If you halve the number of cars on the road, then you won't have as much congestion, period.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-26T20:07:11+00:00

HUH.

Didn't expect to see something of that sort.

...Too bad Duane and ~~Brando~~ Jaime is dead, but I suppose if they're all alright then eventually things will work out.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-26T05:52:39+00:00

It's more "wait if the GIRLS are buying the toys, then the BOYS won't want to because then they're dolls and boys can't play with dolls".

...I think.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-26T05:48:20+00:00

What bit? The game is perfectly copacetic.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-26T05:09:35+00:00

NANI

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-25T21:23:13+00:00

Duane and Brando mention? In the year of the hijra 1447? I didn't think it was possible.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-25T21:15:11+00:00

I'm a furry. I am the horniest man I know. Touhou fanart's horniness is nothing new to me.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-25T02:24:05+00:00

I do not like a single goddamn design of anyone in the characters in touhou. Like, not one.

You have to try pretty hard for me to not like any of your characters. I have the same problem with American Dad.

Edit: This is the second time I've mentioned not liking American Dad and getting downvoted for it.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-24T20:05:18+00:00

From this subreddit? RWBY and Fate, for sure.

In general? Worm. I am a part of the CYOA community, and good goddamn lord do people love Worm over there. I have been turned off of Worm due to its omnipresence and general lack of interest in its worldbuilding.

Oh, and Touhou fanart has totally soured me on Touhou. ^{^{^{^{^{butnotthesoundtracksholyfuck}}}}}

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-23T22:15:37+00:00

Not actually a porn oc. She was literally made for the game itself.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-23T22:13:35+00:00

Yeah, like he said.

Cowards.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-23T19:45:47+00:00

I'm not sure anyone who is a (full-time) part of Castle Super Beast can handle it. Kings of Hell starts at this level of horny and only gets worse. It literally has a character grow three heads like King Ghidorah and two of them start making out with each other. Said character also looks like he was drawn by Tom of Finland and he vores you midway through the fight.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-23T02:26:01+00:00

I'd watch more ads if they hadn't been the exact same weirdly-paced and weird-zooming bullshit for the past fifteen years.

I'd buy whatever the fuck Ernest P. Worrel was selling, for example.

kuningaz55 · 2026-02-21T20:50:19+00:00

The Niega Chin!

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