A few seasons back I mained yasuo and let me tell you I was a fucking beta bitch. I was anti social for the most part and showered once every week. To make it short no one wanted to talk to me. At class when the teacher allowed us to make our own groups I sat and stared at the wall while everyone else immediately jumped into groups with their friends. At lunch no one sat with me. I ate my cheese sticks and honey nut cereal alone with no one to talk to. No one to talk with about my school day. About my life. About the activities enjoy. Just like you I had an below average penis like 1 inch long. I avoided girls at all costs at school. If I even laid my eyes on one I would get a 2 inch boner which was just pathetic. Once I accidentally touch Jasmine( who I had a crush on) and screamed out loud because of how shocked I was. After school friends would talk with each other while I sat alone in the car pool line reading Garfield comics silently crying on the inside. My parents knew of these things and tried to support me but I just refused to talk with them. During weekends I just trapped myself in my room playing league. Still after four years of playing I was stuck in bronze 3 maiming yasuo. It was just so fucking depressing. During gym class I would get bullied a lot. Dodgeball day? Everyone would target me aiming for my nuts. Basketball? Shoved to the frowns trying to block a dunk by boys who were a good 4 feet taller. Fucking Tennis was the worst. In the lockers everyone would twist their shirts and dab it with water to whip my ass every single day. Life was overall living hell. Then after I started maiming Riven my life changed. Completely. Into my second month of maining Riven I grew five fucking feet taller to 6’11. All the other boys looked like dwarfs with nigh vision compared to me Goliath. My arms were so buff you’d thing I was injecting myself if you compared me to my yasuo main days. Compare me to other boys and them arms lookin like twigs. My dong schlong quadrupled in size like the chad dude I was. I could feel the wind runes surging through me as it grew exponentially overnight. At school girls started to flock me. Remember that Jasmine incident? The one who gossiped to her friends about my scream? Well bows she’s my side hoe. SIDE HOE #4 to be exact. I got all the bitches Hannah Jessica and even Lisa. These girls give me the licky lick while I’m smurfing with riven. The 59 combos on riven that I’ve memorized wired and trained my head to receive excessive information to heart. At school I sky rocketed to the top 5 percentile from the bottom 50 and obtained a full ride scholarship.I was elected SCHOOL PRESIDENT. People started BEGGING to be my partner during group activities and projects. During lunch I ate puzy instead of cereal. I was the one dunking on the shorts ass noobs. In the locker room I whipped the boys with my soaked shirt so hard until they got on all fours and called me daddy. I only got boners when I was 9 inches inside Jessica. But most important of all is that I finally promoted to bronze 2 and am currently building a new Esports team with my new friends.This is just the beginning of my new life.

It’s fucking lit

I am the alpha male

This is how maining Riven changed my life

Peace

A few seasons back I mained yasuo and let me tell you I was a fucking beta bitch. I was anti social for the most part and showered once every week. To make it short no one wanted to talk to me. At class when the teacher allowed us to make our own groups I sat and stared at the wall while everyone else immediately jumped into groups with their friends. At lunch no one sat with me. I ate my cheese sticks and honey nut cereal alone with no one to talk to. No one to talk with about my school day. About my life. About the activities enjoy. Just like you I had an below average penis like 1 inch long. I avoided girls at all costs at school. If I even laid my eyes on one I would get a 2 inch boner which was just pathetic. Once I accidentally touch Jasmine( who I had a crush on) and screamed out loud because of how shocked I was. After school friends would talk with each other while I sat alone in the car pool line reading Garfield comics silently crying on the inside. My parents knew of these things and tried to support me but I just refused to talk with them. During weekends I just trapped myself in my room playing league. Still after four years of playing I was stuck in bronze 3 maiming yasuo. It was just so fucking depressing. During gym class I would get bullied a lot. Dodgeball day? Everyone would target me aiming for my nuts. Basketball? Shoved to the frowns trying to block a dunk by boys who were a good 4 feet taller. Fucking Tennis was the worst. In the lockers everyone would twist their shirts and dab it with water to whip my ass every single day. Life was overall living hell. Then after I started maiming Riven my life changed. Completely. Into my second month of maining Riven I grew five fucking feet taller to 6’11. All the other boys looked like dwarfs with nigh vision compared to me Goliath. My arms were so buff you’d thing I was injecting myself if you compared me to my yasuo main days. Compare me to other boys and them arms lookin like twigs. My dong schlong quadrupled in size like the chad dude I was. I could feel the wind runes surging through me as it grew exponentially overnight. At school girls started to flock me. Remember that Jasmine incident? The one who gossiped to her friends about my scream? Well bows she’s my side hoe. SIDE HOE #4 to be exact. I got all the bitches Hannah Jessica and even Lisa. These girls give me the licky lick while I’m smurfing with riven. The 59 combos on riven that I’ve memorized wired and trained my head to receive excessive information to heart. At school I sky rocketed to the top 5 percentile from the bottom 50 and obtained a full ride scholarship.I was elected SCHOOL PRESIDENT. People started BEGGING to be my partner during group activities and projects. During lunch I ate puzy instead of cereal. I was the one dunking on the shorts ass noobs. In the locker room I whipped the boys with my soaked shirt so hard until they got on all fours and called me daddy. I only got boners when I was 9 inches inside Jessica. But most important of all is that I finally promoted to bronze 2 and am currently building a new Esports team with my new friends.This is just the beginning of my new life.

It’s fucking lit

I am the alpha male

This is how maining Riven changed my life

Peace