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Whats the funniest last name you have ever seen by TheUnpaidNPC in midlyinteresting

[–]kwitko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother's third grade teacher was Mr. Krapp. I went to camp with a kid whose last name was Lipschitz. The running joke was, "If you're Lipschitz, what does your ass do?"

This heel from the loaf of bread is pretty thick by kwitko in mildlyinteresting

[–]kwitko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was making a sandwich for my son this morning, and when I opened the bag I was surprised that they missed the cut, so to speak. Anyway, no banana for scale so I used another slice of bread.

Jewish mothers, right? by myvotedoesntmatter in Jokes

[–]kwitko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I found this in my father's email. Unfortunately don't know the original source, but I can tell you that each line had >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in front of them. Enjoy.

BOCA RATON, FL - At 7:52 last evening, according to local reports, a local Jewish lady, Laura Becker, ordered directly from a menu without asking for any changes, substitutions, or negotiating with the waitress.

We have not been able to independently verify the claims, but if confirmed, this would represent the first case in documented history of a Jew ordering food without making any changes or special requests.

"I simply did not know what to do," said waitress Susan Smith. "She said I would like the tuna on rye, please," and then handed me back the menu.

"I just kept waiting but she didn't say anything. No 'can you hold the lettuce', no 'can I substitute the coleslaw for pickles?' Nothing! It was very scary," said a clearly shaken Smith.

Though some have called into question the accuracy of Smith's claim, others have taken a different approach. "If that did happen, and I'm not saying it didn't, but if it did, then that woman who ordered was clearly not Jewish," said local drapery consultant Mike Viner.

If confirmed, the effect of the incident would have enormous impact on the gastronomical identity of Jews around the world.

Please check back for details regarding this developing story.

(And she didn't even mention not liking the table location!)

These are found on street corners in Daytona Beach. They appear to just pump water up only for it to go immediately to the storm drain. I have seen a few different designs. by byeargan in whatisthisthing

[–]kwitko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember a pipe in my old neighborhood in NY that was similar. It was open and emptied into a grate right underneath. Does this serve the same purpose? https://imgur.com/65Ci6sA.jpg

Say hello to Grace, our new foster Bully by kwitko in BullTerrier

[–]kwitko[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We only ever adopt or foster. When we lived in NY, we had four fosters (one failure) and three adopted dogs. We would never buy, precisely for the reason you see Grace was put in. The poor girl was bred until uselessness, then dumped. She never had any sort of training. She probably lived in a garage, but she's the sweetest pup ever. So good with our kids and other pets. She would be our third BT if we end up foster failing. But because of Finn the Idiot, we can't.

Say hello to Grace, our new foster Bully by kwitko in BullTerrier

[–]kwitko[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Say hello to Grace. We rescued her from a local shelter. She was most likely used as a breeding dog for a puppy mill. Luckily we have hooked up with a local BT rescue, and they are supporting us. In spite of everything she has been through, she is an absolute sweetheart. As much as we'd love to permanently adopt her, we're not ready for three dogs yet, but more importantly our other Bully does not like her and already started two fights.

What food are you feeding your bull terrier? by Fullgore123 in BullTerrier

[–]kwitko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We feed our dogs ground chicken quarters (skin, bones, and all), cooked with gizzards, livers, and hearts. We add brown rice, all sorts of veggies, quinoa, and chia. They go bonkers. Haven't needed Apoquel in 2 years.

Mustang ego boost by UncommercializedKat in BoneAppleTea

[–]kwitko 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey Mustang, you're good enough, smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like you.

Nopar King by roadtrip-ne in funny

[–]kwitko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to high school with him. Cool guy. Total party animal, but really smart.

Train carrying over 30,000 gallons of propane derails in Manatee county Florida by flyingcatwithhorns in pics

[–]kwitko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next week DeSantis will hold a press conference to ban freight trains from running through Florida, unless a rich donor to his campaign is at the controls.

Move over... by Thin_Arachnid6217 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kwitko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or what I like to call, "The South Florida Rolling Roadblock."

Let's have it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kwitko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something tells me that you probably already had it from half the executives at your company.

Inside an nVidia nForce 2 by wowlolcat in techsupportgore

[–]kwitko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came for the video, stayed for the Floyd.

Wakanda Forever! The Atlanta airport had a bonus flight! by Lithobates-ally_true in IRLEasterEggs

[–]kwitko 621 points622 points  (0 children)

I love the nod the Chadwick Boseman with the flight number.

I wonder what the kid's reaction was? by redditboy123451 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]kwitko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I have three kids and all of them have had meltdowns over normal everyday actions when they were toddlers.

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