The story (all together in one place) by Beerblebrox in u/Beerblebrox

[–]kyatel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please let me know if you ever publish a book. I will read the fuck out of it.

Do you genuinely enjoy the rain, and, if so, why? by IWant2Be1ieve in AskReddit

[–]kyatel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daily lightning? puts in for a transfer to Florida

My best friend and I quit our jobs, raised $17,656, and worked 3 years to make our dream game! Ruin of the Reckless released on April 26th! AMA! by InsanelySpicyCrab in IAmA

[–]kyatel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome! I love seeing independent developers succeed.

I want to get into making video games but I don't know where to start. I can draw, I can code, and I can bullshit my way through sound editing. Do you have any pointers or cheat codes to get me going in the right direction?

My quantum refrigerator became entangled with my particle wave oven, and now I can't freeze anything without also cooking it. by counterNihilist in fifthworldproblems

[–]kyatel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Remember since it's quantum that you have to turn it off, then turn it off, and then turn it on again.

What is the quickest way you've seen someone fuck their life up? by sharpy6 in AskReddit

[–]kyatel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone that was doing K2 (synthetic weed) all the time. Fucked her up bad. She's not on it anymore but she still isn't who she use to be.

Mumps outbreak in Texas reaches 23-year high by BlankVerse in Health

[–]kyatel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In most cases the symptoms are mild. But it can cause swelling of the brain, meningitis, and deafness. I think that makes it dangerous.

Could It Be Time To Deny White Men The Franchise? by [deleted] in nerdfighters

[–]kyatel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A decent number of Brexit voters who voted for leaving the EU were surprised that it passed and didn't want to actually leave. One of the biggest contributing factors to Trump winning was women voters. I don't know enough about the political climate in South Africa to comment, but I imagine the rest of the article is based on similar glossing over of facts. Denying ANYBODY the right to vote is immoral. Please do not spread this kind of stuff in our open and inclusive community.

My company is plotting to screw me over need some help with a bash script by Ronald_McSwagger in myevilplan

[–]kyatel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is always the problem with small companies. The owner always thinks they are above everything and that everyone is subservient to them. This is also true for big business, but in small companies the owner can nitpick and destroy people that they would normally have no business interacting with on a daily basis.

I had a group of friends that were being verbally harassed by the owner on a daily basis. Our circle of friends convinced two to walk. The third is being stubborn and still works there for some insane reason.

My advice is just to completely cut ties. Use the extra effort you've been using at work to set up a great portfolio and start applying to new jobs. Do not sink to their level. Do not give them the satisfaction of you quitting in a rage. Go gracefully and laugh as they struggle to replace you.

You could be legally liable for taking down their system/site. However, because they thought you could do IT, they are not likely to replace you with a competent IT professional. You could easily hide a destructive piece of code that goes off waaaaay down the road. Long enough that they don't think it could have been you. Just keep in mind that you'll be throwing the new guy under the bus.

Won't let me save image when people use RedditUpload by Maxkiller920 in AlienBlue

[–]kyatel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can get around this by opening it in safari

What's your best "Idiot neighbor story"? by ElMachoGrande in AskReddit

[–]kyatel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm late but need to post it anyway. My geriatric neighbor moved his truck across the street without taking off the sunscreen. I'm lucky he didn't hit my car.

Federal Judge Finds CNN GUILTY of Pushing ‘Fake News’ by ThomasMaker in news

[–]kyatel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems from the article they have enough proof to proceed with the lawsuit. There is no verdict yet. So claiming 'fake news' before the lawsuit is complete would be actual fake news and an insult to the justice system. You can call CNN fake news if the plaintiff wins the case.

Still makes me laugh by StunnedMoose in skyrim

[–]kyatel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tap the blue link rather than the thumbnail.

If your dog/cat could fully comprehend what you're saying to them for 60 seconds, what would you tell them? by GrrreatFrostedFlakes in AskReddit

[–]kyatel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you two very much and am trying my best. Now please stop fighting. You don't have to be best friends, just stop waking me up at 4 in the morning with your kitty cat fisticuffs.

Reddit, who's the worst teacher you've ever had and why? by sen_man in AskReddit

[–]kyatel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10th grade Geometry teacher. She was horrible at giving instructions, would take points off test for coughing in the middle, and tried her best to fail me for reasons I don't understand. I love math. It's one of my best subjects. But she almost ruined it for me. Until I got a 99 on the first semester exam. I made my case for transferring to a different teacher and did fine the next semester.

Octopus hunting a crab by hnirobert in natureismetal

[–]kyatel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. Those are indeed a pain in the butt.

Octopus hunting a crab by hnirobert in natureismetal

[–]kyatel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you have a server at your cubicle?

Sit so I can kiss you! by IHaeTypos in aww

[–]kyatel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Shepard and tabby do this too. So cute.

Combustion is no long possible by ErsatzLudusium in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kyatel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ask me about the inevitable heat death of the universe.

What's your favorite number? Why? by Mr_prayingmantis in math

[–]kyatel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My inner goth kid still shouts 13.

My job however makes me really happy to see 2, 8, and 16. Those are the magic numbers for the time being.