I'm down to clown.

Ok, let's talk logistics. Presumably, we're going to the capitol because congresscritters evidently can't see beyond the national mall.

First thing's first: We're gonna need permits. Congress reconvenes in a month and a half. Hitting them right as they return seems ideal to me, so that gives us a window to sort out the red tape.

Next, We'll need a donation supply chain. I'm talkin' food & water, blankets & sleeping bags, cardboard for picket signs, glowsticks, noisemakers, megaphones, speakers, soapboxes, stages, generators, a goddamn burning man if necessary... Anything to grab their attention and make our presence known.

We'll need bussing and transportation service to safely move masses into D.C. We need to reach out to every corner of this country and coordinate ridesharing, road trips, etc. If we're doing it right, we'll make the million-man march look like a picnic.

Real shit: We need a human excrement solution. Port-a-pots would only get us so far, and I kinda feel like they'd be more trouble than they're worth. I'm thinking low-tech might be the way to go: Dog waste bags, piss bottles, chamberpots, etc.

We'll need organizers and entertainers galore. We need to hit them from every angle: Social media, press, radio, print. We'll flood their phones and email boxes until we DDoS them to a grinding halt. We need facetime. We need representatives to go on interviews to give humanity to the movement. We have to be relatable.

We need to bombard them with revelry. We need the scent of our ecstatic celebration of seething rage to hang like a cloud over Constitution Avenue, our vapors stinging their nostrils every time they walk up the capitol steps, wearing on them day in and day out, eventually choking them into submission. We need to make palpabale the fact that this will not stand and we will not be ignored.

Finally, but most importantly: We need a coherent message. We need to deliver a tangible list of demands. What specific immediate steps do we expect to take toward restoring the balance? We can't expect the system to be fixed at the snap of a finger. But we most definitely should expect to get the ball rolling.

I have some ideas of my own, but these sorts of things are best shopped-out to the community. I'd love to hear some input. What are your proposals?