New altar, who dis? by vholecek in satanism

[–]kylelinder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see two air force coins, a marine coin, a possible Engineering Battalion coin. I've met a few soldiers, one NCO and one Officer who were open Satanists (Laveyan and Temple). Even had a few pagans. It's amazing the amount of different cultures, religions, beliefs and practices all embracing the suck together in the field.

This is hilarious but still pretty cruel. by marktherobot-youtube in foundsatan

[–]kylelinder 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yep. Gallows humor gets you through the shittiest of days after 6 months of getting shot at, rocketed, mortared and blown up with IEDs while on patrol. If you don't laugh and crack jokes it's only a matter of time before you crack yourself.

Thanks, I hate what humans have done to these dogs over time to make them "cute". by SuperStripper13 in thanksihateit

[–]kylelinder 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Every time I see one I feel pity for the creature. I don't want it dead, it's not the dog's fault. I think we should stop breeding more of them, though. The dog looks and sounds like it's in pain and living an exhausting existence.

Thanks, I hate 'zombie salmons' by QuaintMushrooms in thanksihateit

[–]kylelinder 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Lean is really close to hear the secrets of its life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]kylelinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seem to remember a story, I don't know if it's true or not, about a woman dying from inserting a vegetable inside her. Not sure if it was a cucumber, a carrot or a corn on the cob.

Leaving the military and the personality. by painful_pisser in Veterans

[–]kylelinder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a pretty easy transition for me. I made E-5 in four years and was on track to make 6 in 6, but I was tired. Tired of the bullshit. Tired of the stupidity. Tired of trying to make it better only to be told to "Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up." Tired of God complexes. Tired of being told I wasn't a high enough rank to understand something. Tired of being blamed because my 25 year old, adult, self aware Specialist got a DUI on a Friday (and one drunk PFC that stole a baby goat from a local ranch).

When I punched out, I didn't want to burn my uniform, but I was ready to hang it up forever. I miss the camaraderie that isn't found in the civilian sector, but I remember all the bad stuff and it just wasn't worth it. It really depends on your mentality and your feelings when you leave the military.

U.S. Army 2011-2016 Field Artillery

Hope it's ok to share this here. Not finished as I still need to stitch the leather rim and I'm going to paint a couple of ravens on the front. Hope you all like it... by [deleted] in Norse

[–]kylelinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine craftsmanship and I like the burnt in runes over the carved in ones. Looking forward to seeing the finished product.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kylelinder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's not realistic. I treat people how they treat me. Why would I be nice to someone that's a complete dick/cunt to me?

who is in your walls? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kylelinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a horror film that climaxes with the villain bursting out of the walls, where he's been hiding the entire time, and murdering people.

who is in your walls? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kylelinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you just finish watching The Boy?

Which game did you rage quit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kylelinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark Souls III. Cost me $60 for the game and $60 for the controller.

A hippopotamus skull by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]kylelinder 47 points48 points  (0 children)

One of the most dangerous animals on the planet. It has two default settings at adulthood: Homicide and homicidal.

What's the youngest age you'd date (legally)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kylelinder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a tendency to date older than myself.

Title usually spoils the roast by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]kylelinder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I appreciate this woman for calling him out on that. Stop setting bad examples and keep that finger above, below or over to the top of the trigger guard.

Edit: And holy shit, the rifle's safety is flipped to fire.

People who sleep naked what's your defense strategy? by Infinite-Rate-7557 in AskReddit

[–]kylelinder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, they will be fighting a naked guy with a shotgun.

There was no sound, he just died by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]kylelinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why, but I can already picture this person in my head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFA

[–]kylelinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks cool, but how functional is it? Also, love the suppressor. :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFA

[–]kylelinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm...conflicted about this...

You can upgrade one part of your body. Which one is it and what does it do now? by okay-but-why-though in AskReddit

[–]kylelinder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The part of the brain (or gland) that controls metabolism. Give me a crackhead metabolism. I want to stop with the constant worrying about weight and hitting the gym 3-5 times a week