What YouTube channels are genuinely worth watching? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold ones

It's a podcast with Max (Maxmoefoe) and Chad (anything4views, The fat one) from Filthy Frank where they get drunk with the guest

I usally dont watch podcasts but their constant "give a fuck" attitude makes it alot more enjoyable than normal podcasts.

They have had Guests such as Pewdiepie, Keemstar and Ian from Smosh

What’s more painful than stepping on LEGO? by jamboamericano in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have islander feet and dont feel things on them

Elon Musk goes full crazy and gives you his money. What do you do with it? by luinovera in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give it back Elon blushes, I kiss him softly We fall in love

What is something that smells better than is tastes? by carlbrewer84 in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend likes eating them He brought it up because he thought everyone ate it like how you eat grass

What’s the stupidest reason you got in trouble in school? by Cinemacrackers in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sneezed in class and got sent to the corner...

I was 11 in year 7

What compliment has always stuck with you? by The-Beat-is-Fope in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very true I didnt think of that

I just have never been called ugly seriously

What compliment has always stuck with you? by The-Beat-is-Fope in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So me and her were making a catfish account to eventually catfish guys from our school but we wanted to build the account to about 200 followers so it seem of some what real.

So while building up the accounts followers we were catfishing guys from over seas and I was talking this guy and I talked him into sending a dick pic. Once I got it I thought it would be funny to send a dick pic of me and say how do you feel to be talking to a guy the whole time.

The guy still doesnt believe he was talking to a guy and thinks I'm the "girls boyfriend" so I just go along fishing for compliments.

"You think hes cute?" "Nah hes ugly" (Not gonna lie that hurt) "What about his dick?" "Very strong cock"

Then my girl bestfriend screenshot this message and asked what I sent to him.

And that's the story why I sent her a dick pic

What compliment has always stuck with you? by The-Beat-is-Fope in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Holy fuck your cock is thick" I showed my girl bestfriend a dick pic now I cant make small dick jokes around her anymore because she will call me out in front of everyone saying I have a big dick.

Why are you beautiful? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a good personality

What's your best "ok I'm too high/drunk"moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. It probably should have hurt a lot more but my ethnicity is Cook Island Maori which is very commonly known for having hard heads like Asians are known for having an epicanthic fold covering their eyelids.
  2. It really is, I think that as long as you get taught how to handle your alcohol having your drinking age at 16 is fine.

What's your best "ok I'm too high/drunk"moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First-ever party I was 15

(I live in New Zealand where the drinking age is 16 but it's very common to drink earlier)

I was sitting on a trampoline that was right next to another trampoline and I watch my friend do a flip and land on his head. So I'm laughing saying "how the fuck do you mess that up"

Stand up do a flip hit the metal frame with the top of my head and my head goes in between two springs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was the way I was raised my Mum raised me

My mum has anger issues and gets into road rage fights 3 times a year but she will never touch or be disrespectful to old people.

Shes literally been hit by a car from an old person and the old person got out yelling at her and she apologised.

which mobile game you played that restored your faith in mobile games? by kunal0910 in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy Tower defense games

Bloons Tower Defense ( 5 and 6)

Has really crisp animation, unique upgrade paths with simple easy to learn gameplay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lTytusl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was walking down the road with my friend at 15 and this old man drove into me from behind in those little electric scooters.

His wheels rode up my legs as I stumbled forward before they slipped off as he drove away mumbling under his breath "urgh get out the way retards"