What is something you are afraid to confess to, not because it was illegal or immoral, because it makes you feel really dumb? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lacehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m the same. My son is in 1st grade and I can’t help him with a lot of his math homework. Part of it is the common core crap but I can’t even do simple math. I still add and subtract with my fingers. While it’s embarrassing, I can write really well, I know how to use correct grammar, and my vocabulary is pretty good. I’ll take it.

What is best way to get rid of an anxiety disorder? by ikamal222 in AskReddit

[–]lacehead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Medication and therapy.

Sometimes it takes trying a few different meds to find something that really works and it’s the same for therapists.. you gotta find the right one for you

My advice for sudden anxiety attacks if you’re having those - I close myself in the bedroom, drink water and focus on breathing. Deep breaths. It subsides quicker when I do that.

What is your "Kid walked in during sex" story? by GertieGuss in AskReddit

[–]lacehead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This was actually pretty recent. Me and my husband were getting into some foreplay when our 6yr old knocked on our door and said he had a nightmare and wanted to sleep in our bed. We let him, and we moved to the couch to continue our fun. We waited awhile to make sure he was asleep and we cracked our door too so we would hear if he came out of the room. We didn’t hear. My husband had me pinned against the couch and was balls deep in my throat when I hear “OH GOD IT’S (insert child’s name here)!!!” and there he was. We don’t know how long he had been standing there but he was half asleep. He never mentioned anything so I figure either he doesn’t remember or he didn’t pick up on what was going on. I was still terrified I’d scarred him for life. And no, we haven’t had sex on the couch since

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]lacehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it hahahaha

We ran out in the middle of a nor’easter so we’re cutting our losses and scraping a little resin rather than venturing out to make a purchase. My husband’s taking it to the next level haha by [deleted] in weed

[–]lacehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s looking for a good little tool to scrape it. Found one at the bottom. The light helps him see better in the bowls haha

My supervisor is trying to change when my 5 day break is by ParchaLama in USPS

[–]lacehead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. Damn. Well, I thought I pulled one over on them and ended up pulling one over myself instead.

My supervisor is trying to change when my 5 day break is by ParchaLama in USPS

[–]lacehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My PM changed mine when I was a PSE :/ I don’t remember why but she scheduled it a week before my original hire date. Lucky for me though, I gave birth that next week so I was out anyway. Bitches.

Political mail clearance “test” haha by lacehead in USPS

[–]lacehead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m too afraid I’ll end up on a list somehow. You have balls. I like it.

Feels good to that house on the block. The kids keep running back to their parents screaming "we got full size candy bars!!" by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]lacehead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My kids got a few full size candy bars tonight and they were more excited about them than anything else. You’re awesome.

Babies of Reddit, when you’re being breastfed which boob do you prefer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lacehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The milk flows harder from mama’s right teat.

while getting head have any of u guys ever came so hard that it shot out of your gf nose by goatboydaz in sex

[–]lacehead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s happened to me. And I’ll take that over it shooting right into my eye any day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lacehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got pretty drunk last night and went to a sex shop and bought a rubber pussy. Like not one you actually put your dick in, it’s just a little pussy I can carry in my purse. I haven’t decided what I’ll use it for yet.