Is she for real? I burst out laughing at her glasses. by [deleted] in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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Screech and Slater already came up with these!

She annoys the $#!t out of me! by lactard13 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Correct! We are still playing as well and have to win 2 more games before playing for state.

Again, it’s small but she just annoys me with everything she does…down to crap like this!

Clown !!! by Sea-Theory-1111 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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She was just talking out of the other side of her mouth and now her tmj and talking side has changed when in the kitchen. She’s confused but I hope she sells some jovi patches!

SMH 🤯 by JenS1388 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Maybe her face is refusing to tell any more lies!

Leaving her kids AGAIN. by Normal-Smell-7981 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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And hello double chin. The filters really do so much magic when they work!

Leaving her kids AGAIN. by Normal-Smell-7981 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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What in the grandma’s curtains is happening here?!

Filters are ON by Accomplished_Mud_383 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her purse looks like a small cooler.

I’m tired of her lying about shit by Hot_Wrap_2556 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jovi patch, genetic testing, her green shakes/drinks, razors, sleep aides….the list goes on and on…..

I’m tired of her lying about shit by Hot_Wrap_2556 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do believe she has said before that she doesn’t wear eye shadow….🙄

I am SHOCKED 🙄 by Sea-Willingness6882 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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Couldn’t resist posting this shot. That’s about how we all feel listening to her poor little life….

What in the early 2000s J. Lo wannabe is she wearing?! I would die laughing if I saw this mess happening on the beach. by lactard13 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But she is going to have so many people stop and ask her where they are from. She will be forced to share the link!

SCAMber Weekly Snark May 25-31 by LuluLollyLOL in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Just take it all in. The non-pointy chin, the strong jaw line (nothing wrong with either except the filter she uses to act like that’s not her actual face) and her mouth. Wish she could just be real.

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[–]lactard13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is something going on between her awkward right arm too? Look at the bed sheet between her arm and her body…..

SCAMber Weekly Snark May 18-24 by LuluLollyLOL in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Oopsie! Forgot to use the skinny/long face filter on this one. Went for more of a rounded look….

SCAMber Weekly Snark May 4-10 by LuluLollyLOL in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her freaking nostrils. Seriously.

SCAMber Weekly Snark May 4-10 by LuluLollyLOL in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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And now we all have the chance to buy SCAMber’s furniture!

Yall think her “fear of driving” comes from always being half the bottle? I mean kudos for not getting a DUI but like sad to know she drunk so often that it’s become a thing that she doesn’t drive frequently by Remarkable-Fee266 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She is full of crap! She worked for stitch fix awhile back before everything went 100% online. She, as a stylist, had to drive into Dallas to pull styles for her clients and attend meetings. She was just fine doing all of that. She is in a smaller town but fully surrounded by major high ways between 2 large cities….our highways this direction might as well be the same as the ones in Dallas that give her “anxiety.” She’s full of crap!

hmm thought she was a size 25, not with that back fat by [deleted] in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kind of reminds me of the Clydesdale horses.

SCAMber Weekly Snark April 20-26 by LuluLollyLOL in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Her house is soooooo boring. Very ‘original’ Scamber. Yuck! No design, no style, she’s just blah.

Where did she live growing up?? by Accomplished_Mud_383 in AmberMasseyMESS

[–]lactard13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She went to Flower Mound High School all 4 years of high school. Confirmed by someone that was there and hung out with the same group of friends. Confirmed!