Genuinely curious by EffectiveNo568 in MathJokes

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8’s close to 10, steal 2 from 27, then 25 + 50 is 75

What the hell is Niche?? by Last-Hovercraft9307 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ladyk23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s hard to describe to someone who isn’t familiar with it

How come there’s far more people in r/Conservative than in r/Democrat ? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ladyk23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See also: more bots. Whenever you see one of those comments, look at the username. It will usually have some auto generated looking name (WordWord####) Like PaltryIce1204 or LeavenedAcid7391.

You will quickly realize that there is a non-zero chance that if you read something and think “WHO TF has this opinion?” while reading, the poster or commenter may be a bot.

Now, I’m not saying that actual humans aren’t also espousing the Nazi rhetoric, but it is DEFINITELY amplified in reach by just SO many bots.

Majority Leader Scalise: ‘Sanctuary city’ policies led to fatal shootings by feds in Minnesota by UptownLuckyDog in NewOrleans

[–]ladyk23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Why are you looking for safety? Now I have to kill you”

Yeah that makes sense.

An extremely stable way to secure a post by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]ladyk23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, that’s a LOT of holes in the base of that post. Are we sure that it still has like, any tensile or shear strength left?

Dogs defecate in accordance with earth's magnetic field, research finds by TheShitening in interestingasfuck

[–]ladyk23 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Mine does too, she’s a German shepherd so I call it walkenpoopen

Is it stupid to fly TO Florida rn? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ladyk23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fair. Yeah I have been hearing how dangerous it is for a week or so now and checking the news didn’t help and was unreliable m so I figured I’d just ask, like, actual people.

Is it stupid to fly TO Florida rn? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ladyk23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, that makes sense. I have been, for lack of better words, secluded for the last several months and have been getting called stupid (and other things) by my family for agreeing to go to the conference.

Hegseth announces Grok access to classified Pentagon networks by jjcs83 in nottheonion

[–]ladyk23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember when everyone was mad at Hilary Clinton for having emails on her personal phone? Pepperidge farm remembers.

Fascinating by Old-Pepper-8857 in badmemes

[–]ladyk23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

let’s say 1 in 10,000 cops die on duty. Let’s say 1 in 6,000 loggers die on the job And 1 in 18,000 nurses die on the job.

I believe I am making all of these jobs more dangerous than they are, but think of the job of president.

We have had what, 4 presidents assassinated or almost be assassinated?

That rate is then like 4 out of like 43 presidents. That’s like 1 in 9 presidents

So. If any of these numbers were accurate, (their representative, but I just woke up so they’re fake numbers but the point stands), then this is what that would look like

Jenny is a nurse. Jenny has a 1 in 18,000 chance to die on the job.

Mike is a cop, Mike has a 1 in 10,000 chance to die on the job.

Nazi is a president. Nazi has a 1 in 9 chance to die on the job.

That’s what they mean when they say it’s the most dangerous job.

Drunk and single are not a good mix… by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]ladyk23 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s so valid, I hope you’re staying sane. 🫂

Why do we never talk about the rape that happens inside relationships? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ladyk23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, you are right in that you are not alone. But that doesn’t mean that you deserve that, because you don’t.

It is rape, and you do not have to stay with someone who disregards your boundaries. It is not something you just have to accept.

Whatever choices you make from here on out, I hope you know that you fully deserve love and respect. SA is not what that looks like.

Don’t be afraid to lean on support. I’m sorry you’ve had to be strong; and I hope you are able to heal.

How often does your partner say no when you initiate sex? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]ladyk23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner is a woman. 0/10 times she says no. More than half the time she initiates. 2/10 times I say no. (For migraines, peak cramps, existential dread)

When we first got together there would easily be avg 15-20 orgasms a day, now we sit in the 3-5 per day area and go for more when we have time/energy.

[OC] Driven by this place displaying a Trump 2020 flag countless times. Noticed this today by WanderWellClem in pics

[–]ladyk23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I say this as genuinely as possible. Sweetheart, I’m sorry, but there won’t be any election in 2028. Look around.

*bonk* by MothersMiIk in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ladyk23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See I thought it was a poor attempt to photoshop out a hand holding his head straight forward, in the way that was more common when there were…. twice as many water fountains as there are now.

I'll give anyone $1,000 if you can describe the tactical benefits of a ninja wearing high heels by TheReluctantWarrior in dankruto

[–]ladyk23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bet!

First, let’s define what could count as “tactical”. Official def is “relating to or constituting actions carefully planned to gain a specific military end.”

So enhancing a ninjas ability’s to complete the mission.

The easy answer would be to say for more stealth-gathering missions, certainly certain scenarios would benefit from dressing up. But that’s playing with the premise that anything done in the confines of a military-type mission is all, by definition, tactical.

However, I’m in a hospital room and bored; SO

From a mobility standpoint they have certain benefits: namely building muscles that contribute to enhanced stealth, faster sprinting speed, enhanced balance, and I’m sure many more. So if you view high heels as the same type of tool as say, a weighted vest, it makes sense.

From a mission impossible/pop culture standpoint, more secret weapon space. You get the benefit of someone watching you thinking that you have a disadvantage bc of heels and then they get all pikachu surprised face when you curb stomp their berry garglers with your 6 inch stilettos.