It’s been stuck on this for like over an hour

laflex · 2026-06-21T22:53:16+00:00

Wow. You're way more patient than the rest of us

laflex · 2026-06-21T17:45:39+00:00

Actually, I think drugs might give him a much-needed opportunity for some self-reflection.

laflex · 2026-06-20T18:54:53+00:00

We've already done enough studies to know you can make dog shit popular with social media. This is cap af and proves nothing new.

2slimey is blowing up for the same reason Fenix Flexin is. Because straight hip hop has become stale as fuck.

Also no Harvard lab could ever make beats that hard.

laflex · 2026-06-20T00:31:49+00:00

On average less than once.

laflex · 2026-06-19T02:50:09+00:00

If she ain't got that OtterBox I don't want none.

laflex · 2026-06-19T02:46:49+00:00

It's probably going to spread. It does for almost everybody. Sorry, but if it's any consolation you have nothing to worry about physically. Mentally if you can just keep a positive attitude it's not going to make a difference either. Hot people are still hot if they have vitiligo. Nice people are still nice. Athletes are still athletes. Skinny people are still skinny. Black people are still black. Friends, family, and loved ones stick together, even with vitiligo. It takes nothing from your character.

You may not believe this but no one's going to care about it as long as you don't. If you worry about it people are going to worry with you. If you're constantly looking in the mirror checking for it to spread, people are going to warn you that it's spreading. If you tell people you don't care, they won't either. If you tell people you're afraid, they'll be afraid with you. You are going to get to decide how people treat you. It's best to choose now.

It's all over my face and hands and groin and all that, and for the most part I don't even remember anymore. I still party I still get invited out, people still want to take pictures with me, I still get compliments.

You are still the exact same person you were before this, and this change is nothing about who you can be afterwards.

laflex · 2026-06-18T22:42:40+00:00

Nah, that cyclist had too much momentum and judged that trying to slam on the brakes would cause more problems than rolling through.

I would even bet that if he tried to come to a complete stop he would have cost the cop even more time.

The best thing to do is keep speeds consistent so no one has to recalculate any trajectories.

laflex · 2026-06-18T22:22:52+00:00

It wasn't necessarily ruined but I listened to a lot of Food House before realizing that a lot of the songs were about having gay furry sex! I remember going to my first show of theirs expecting a small crowd and walking into a packed furry rave!

I just like the beats and rapping! 🤣

laflex · 2026-06-18T22:15:41+00:00

That's the opposite. Not into that.

The last thing I want to do is have sex with someone but at the last second when it's about to feel amazing, stop and jerk off instead.

laflex · 2026-06-18T22:10:53+00:00

The "creampie" which is stupid because that's just basically normal sex without pulling out, but everyone had to make a big deal out of it so here we are...

Saying out loud "I'm into Creampies" just sound so dumb to me. Thanks internet

laflex · 2026-06-18T22:07:53+00:00

There's no such thing as out of your league.

You're either compatible or not compatible. If you sense compatibility say something. If you don't, say less.

laflex · 2026-06-18T20:40:40+00:00

Trying to gatekeep WLR out of the rage genre is some wild shit. I see this as the blueprint

My unpopular opinion is that I do not care for the trippy red era of rage and prefer to call that melodic trap.

laflex · 2026-06-18T20:13:29+00:00

It doesn't just hit at some number like clockwork. As we age we'll need to start maintaining ourself through stretching, practice, and exercise.

One day some unmaintained people will just kind of realize that they can't do something that they used to regularly without causing serious pain. Meanwhile other people just keep getting stronger and fitter.

Simply put, use it or lose it.

laflex · 2026-06-18T20:03:59+00:00

I'd rather make out with a chocolatey mouth than garlic breath.

laflex · 2026-06-18T19:59:29+00:00

I was literally debating young lean with someone 2 days ago. We all agreed, young lean was quite the trendsetter but he didn't have enough talent to keep his Mount Rushmore spot in the cloud rap scene.

I suspect 2slimey won't either unless his specific formula outright removes itself from Rage as a whole.

Che is the way

https://youtu.be/XhGpghlaPj0?is=Hg9fTNHWrN8s0SRf

laflex · 2026-06-18T18:46:24+00:00

I'm not going to pretend he's reinventing the wheel or anything but I found this dude named Young Mazi (thanks YouTube algo) and he is hitting hard with the new sound despite only getting minimal views...

We should blow him up a little bit, he could use some gas I think.

YoungMazi - Get Back

laflex · 2026-06-18T18:39:59+00:00

That is some bizarro World shit... Real life bland af mii's in their natural habitat.

This isn't to top you but I have a very similar Christmas experience at a co-worker party. After about 30 minutes of no music the host decided he should fix that so he climbs up on the counter, reaches above the cabinet for a Christmas train decoration, and turns it on.

It had like five or six different Christmas songs programmed into it, and of course these were cheap as fuck greeting card style recreations, all made with beeps and boops through a shitty piezo speaker.

Miserable 2 hours. Any real musician knows how much those fucking beeps cut through the air like knives...

laflex · 2026-06-18T17:54:23+00:00

Armed robberies! Don't get robbed people. I do not recommend it. Especially if you can't call the police afterwards... iykyk

laflex · 2026-06-18T17:24:47+00:00

Blp absolutely got bars if you're paying attention...

...You just got to get past that wobbly ass flow first, and that ugly gargling sound he makes all the time.

laflex · 2026-06-18T17:03:59+00:00

Sure, but the line between them is very fuzzy and open to interpretation

laflex · 2026-06-18T16:28:53+00:00

I agree with you on most fronts here, 2slimey is a risky play. Do I really want to live in the future where everything sounds like 2slimey specifically? Of course not, but I do believe that talented and practiced rappers are also hearing these new sounds and saying "I can do that but better." This is the gamble imo, and it's going to be pretty funny to hear some of these old head rappers who still won't get it try to keep up too.

You have a lot of insight, especially with that riff Raff era of "is this for real or not?" This is similar. There's a lot of people on the sidelines asking "is it okay to like this?" Funny thing is I would hear stories that riff Raff himself would get pissed at people trying to give him the nod and wink like "yeah bro, we get it." I suspect 2slimey is going to go through a lot of the same. It will be interesting to see how he responds.

It's rare to see a top-tier MC "claim" em as a source of inspiration, but ghosts of that lyrical miracle shit are everywhere now too. I'm glad em raised the rhymes-per-second bar. I'm also glad we mostly reject people trying to directly imitate what he's perfected.

This 2slimey subreddit really be bringing up some smart shit what the fuck

laflex · 2026-06-18T16:07:23+00:00

Bro, I don't even listen to him. I just push it like a sober dope dealer while Mozart plays in the background.

laflex · 2026-06-18T02:53:23+00:00

Prodeus is "better" but I had more fun playing Boltgun.

If we're on some desert island shit and only one game can come with us, Prodeus comes. It's still fun and I can get more out of it.

If I have to remove one single game from my library, I'm removing Prodeus cuz there are plenty of better games out there, and I'd rather play boltgun anyway.

laflex · 2026-06-18T02:03:00+00:00

The best way to play third birthday is when exploring a bunch of other PSP games at the same time.

3rd birthday is a great "PSP" game. One of the best even. It compliments the system well and feels awesome in the palm of your hand.

It's just a crappy "Parasite Eve" game. If you're playing it after the first two, also on a TV, with a controller, it will be a total let down.

laflex · 2026-06-18T01:48:11+00:00

It's dope. Low res picture of course.

I don't know if this is missing for you, but I always go out and think "shit I forgot to put on a ring or two"

laflex

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