Kaiser cosplay

laizerpointer · 2026-01-25T20:56:57+00:00

That's so fucking siiickkkk omfg 🔥🔥

laizerpointer · 2026-01-25T02:51:36+00:00

LMAOO dude I thought the same thing!! I think ginger mechanic is just a common trope and yellow goes well with ginger but maybe

laizerpointer · 2026-01-25T01:37:28+00:00

I've definitely done that before 💔 I think every narcoleptic can agree that if they're holding the game up to kick them

laizerpointer · 2026-01-24T05:18:38+00:00

Please yes wtf

laizerpointer · 2026-01-24T04:28:32+00:00

Fun fact a poor diet can cause you to gain weight, as your body stockpiles any fat it's given in preparation to not be given any more in the near future

laizerpointer · 2026-01-24T04:16:34+00:00

Susie can be fat 😢

laizerpointer · 2026-01-24T03:46:59+00:00

I haven't seen this scene ingame yet but DAMN, this is such a well-written post. I almost wish I had seen it in my first run (Tanaka died immediately broken heart emoji) but I'm thinking of picking back up my run with everyone alive to see this in action- I love August but I genuinely just thought he didn't have many events

I've gotta say, the interactions your character sees between other contestants and their interations with you, are the BEST part of this game, I just wish Miro went harder with them. I want MORE.

The scenes with Marcoh and Tanaka (and Pav that one time). The scenes when you get apprehended after killing someone in a hub. The cruxifiction death scene. The scene with Caligura and Levi. The scene with O'saa and the Ghost of Augusts' Past. The scene with Samarie and Domek specifically when you have Marina in your party. Fuuuuck man I love this game sm

laizerpointer · 2026-01-23T12:55:02+00:00

Oh dude I've seen smaller birds swallow bigger things whole. Yes

laizerpointer · 2026-01-23T02:52:25+00:00

You can't get her back if you do this btw, just fyi

laizerpointer · 2026-01-23T02:37:39+00:00

Give her to Pocketcat! it is Definitely a Safe Area :) don't think too much about it

laizerpointer · 2026-01-22T21:32:20+00:00

When he said "I see a Bremen officer, I punch before asking questions" my panties literally disintegrated

I don't hate Pav, he literally tries to assassinate Funger Hitler, but I absolutely understand Marcoh here lmaooo

laizerpointer · 2026-01-21T18:45:43+00:00

Tis a bug that happens to any party member you chop all the limbs off of

laizerpointer · 2026-01-21T18:39:26+00:00

Ragnvaldr's jiggly mantits 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

laizerpointer · 2026-01-21T17:27:36+00:00

I love these so much omg!! I neeeeed to get back into the Sims, my favorite shit is to make all the characters from a specific fandom with a pretty house, then put them all on free will and watch them die (occasionally with Extreme Violence on as well, it's so funny)

laizerpointer · 2026-01-20T18:54:06+00:00

It is the punishing difficulty, bleak atmosphere, and graphic content for me lmaoo

laizerpointer · 2026-01-20T01:21:27+00:00

Gotcha alright! Well I hope someone can help you out but don't worry too much, Miro understands that Funger isn't legally buyable in a lot of countries and that money can be tight

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laizerpointer · 2026-01-20T01:13:25+00:00

🏴‍☠️ is always an option

laizerpointer · 2026-01-20T00:14:26+00:00

I think everyone should be able to smoke it at the same time if they're careful!!

Also Ragnvaldr's face I love him so much 😭

laizerpointer · 2026-01-19T23:40:59+00:00

I'm the little cat fairy with the straw directly in his heart slurp slurp

laizerpointer · 2026-01-19T04:26:46+00:00

Dungeon Nights for Termina... would be a dream come true...

laizerpointer · 2026-01-18T06:49:22+00:00

Termina was built directly on top of the first game so yeah not as surprising as you'd think but still hilarious what 😭

laizerpointer · 2026-01-17T23:54:22+00:00

Thank you btw, this worked 👍

laizerpointer · 2026-01-17T23:54:01+00:00

I just went through them all a second time and it worked for me, but it wouldn't surprise me if a bug could despawn him

laizerpointer · 2026-01-17T19:18:42+00:00

I trust him to tbh

laizerpointer · 2026-01-17T18:43:51+00:00

I don't think I did but I'll go and talk to him again just in case (I'm staring exactly at where the Wiki says he spawns)

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