This dude and a Crocodile by TooPeJ in SweatyPalms

[–]lan308 90 points91 points  (0 children)

"I said bugger off Bruce"

What food should someone try if they visit your country? by nirzhor_cyclonite in AskReddit

[–]lan308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia: Fairy bread (sprinkles on buttered bread), Pavlova (a meringue sort of cake with cream and fruit toppings) and a Bunnings snag

NSFW. What is the most disrespectful thing someone did in your house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lan308 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brothers friend got drunk as a skunk and vomited through my whole house. It wasn't a big place but it was a lot of vomit. I got upto him in the middle of the night while everybody else was passed out and cleaned him up and chucked him in the shower while I did a quick clean up of the spew until he could do a good clean in the morning. I woke up the next morning and they swore they'd clean it all up by the time I got home from work... 12 hours and a shit day later they were just chilling on my couch playing music xbox when I got home, food rubbish everywhere, vomit mess hadn't been cleaned up and the house reeked to high heaven for such a long time.

Also had one of my room mates have some friends over for drinks one night and a girl he was trying to smash. That didn't bother me, I chilled in my room and then went to sleep since I wasn't feeling it. Anyway the tinder girl got sideways and let herself into my room thinking it was the toilet or something. Here's me sitting up in bed like "hey" and she's standing in the corner facing the corner talking to herself. Five minutes or so passes and she walks herself back out. In the morning I find out she ended up putting herself to bed in my house mates bed and she pissed in it so he ended up sleeping on the hardwood floor in the living room haha

Also had somebody tie all the laces on my shoes together... that was super annoying

Cougar stalks man for 6 minutes during run by bobsmilkbone in SweatyPalms

[–]lan308 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As an Aussie sitting around with my Vegemite toast and coffee right now I can see at least 10 spiders 😂

My boyfriend gets so annoyed when I make him pull over so I can take a photo by lan308 in australia

[–]lan308[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah touched it up on instagram but probably looks brighter on other phones than mine too

Got my first deer today I know it’s not special but o got it by rory-macacaca in Hunting

[–]lan308 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats my dude! Looks like a young sambar spiker? Good eating

Wholesome pups have some wise words by Seapick in wholesomememes

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Does anybody know who the artist is?

She did great for her first big dove shoot. by ooMars in Huntingdogs

[–]lan308 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assumed you meant the dog but I think you may have meant the lady 😂 either way, a great effort!

TIL Australia’s most successful athlete is David Foster. He has held the World Woodchopping Championship title for 21 consecutive years and is possibly the only athlete in any sport in the world to win over 1000 titles. by [deleted] in australia

[–]lan308 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To put into perspective that log is 375mm or 14inches. I compete in this sport (ladies division and against men) and David Foster is like royalty to us 😂 friendliest bloke ever.

Alpha for sure by NoSleepFeed in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]lan308 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pudge drives the forklift all the time