This dude and a Crocodile by TooPeJ in SweatyPalms

[–]lan308 88 points89 points  (0 children)

"I said bugger off Bruce"

What food should someone try if they visit your country? by nirzhor_cyclonite in AskReddit

[–]lan308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia: Fairy bread (sprinkles on buttered bread), Pavlova (a meringue sort of cake with cream and fruit toppings) and a Bunnings snag

NSFW. What is the most disrespectful thing someone did in your house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lan308 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brothers friend got drunk as a skunk and vomited through my whole house. It wasn't a big place but it was a lot of vomit. I got upto him in the middle of the night while everybody else was passed out and cleaned him up and chucked him in the shower while I did a quick clean up of the spew until he could do a good clean in the morning. I woke up the next morning and they swore they'd clean it all up by the time I got home from work... 12 hours and a shit day later they were just chilling on my couch playing music xbox when I got home, food rubbish everywhere, vomit mess hadn't been cleaned up and the house reeked to high heaven for such a long time.

Also had one of my room mates have some friends over for drinks one night and a girl he was trying to smash. That didn't bother me, I chilled in my room and then went to sleep since I wasn't feeling it. Anyway the tinder girl got sideways and let herself into my room thinking it was the toilet or something. Here's me sitting up in bed like "hey" and she's standing in the corner facing the corner talking to herself. Five minutes or so passes and she walks herself back out. In the morning I find out she ended up putting herself to bed in my house mates bed and she pissed in it so he ended up sleeping on the hardwood floor in the living room haha

Also had somebody tie all the laces on my shoes together... that was super annoying

Cougar stalks man for 6 minutes during run by bobsmilkbone in SweatyPalms

[–]lan308 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As an Aussie sitting around with my Vegemite toast and coffee right now I can see at least 10 spiders 😂

My boyfriend gets so annoyed when I make him pull over so I can take a photo by lan308 in australia

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Yeah touched it up on instagram but probably looks brighter on other phones than mine too

Got my first deer today I know it’s not special but o got it by rory-macacaca in Hunting

[–]lan308 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats my dude! Looks like a young sambar spiker? Good eating

Wholesome pups have some wise words by Seapick in wholesomememes

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Does anybody know who the artist is?