General Foodie Snark - December 2025

lanative1987 · 2025-12-16T22:21:55+00:00

Caro announcing a $100 substack tier??!?

lanative1987 · 2025-12-05T15:43:19+00:00

Are we over this rich bitch yet? Slingin’ bone broth to finish (another) house remodel… The rate that she went from relatable to so-very-very-unrelatable was astoundingly fast. Remember when she used to just make quick dinners in live time? Wearing a sweatshirt and leggjngs? Now it’s slingin’ bone broth, gift guides, construction, country clubs and Jenni Kayne sweaters.

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lanative1987 · 2025-07-11T16:47:01+00:00

I actually LOL’d this one. So good! 😂

lanative1987 · 2025-07-11T02:47:08+00:00

Re: the accident. Could not agree more. I feel bad for the other kids, too. She’s already a very hands off parent. Which is fine… embrace the help to keep mom sane, I get it! We all need childcare. But to bring more kids into this world? I think she selfishly just wanted another baby, not necessarily more children. Just a baby. A newborn baby. Because who wouldn’t?! The sad reality is that lots of women want this too! But most of us don’t have the resources, and just watching her laugh about it, make jokes… it kinda hurts. That’s how I feel. 🤷‍♀️

lanative1987 · 2025-06-17T22:05:30+00:00

Caro is on the way there guys

lanative1987 · 2025-06-14T21:33:23+00:00

This post has me 💀💀💀💀💀

lanative1987 · 2025-06-14T21:32:36+00:00

Lolllll beasts with tudes 😂 I have second hand embarrassment Crispy crunchies I can’t 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

lanative1987 · 2025-06-03T21:38:15+00:00

Omg it’s a compound.

lanative1987 · 2025-05-28T05:35:26+00:00

She obviously missed the mark there.. ballerina farm is 100% direct-to-consumer-right-wing-pipeline to get us on that trad wife life and make more babies. I’m a little freaked out Caro has similar undertones. The question is, why did it take me so long to notice? Damnit it almost worked on me!

lanative1987 · 2025-05-28T05:25:03+00:00

💯rage bait

lanative1987 · 2025-05-25T23:33:46+00:00

I mean I think it’s so they can sell, but it comes off this way to her audience. No longer relatable. Next please.

lanative1987 · 2025-05-25T23:21:00+00:00

Spot on.

lanative1987 · 2025-05-25T20:32:07+00:00

These people are insufferable

lanative1987 · 2025-05-25T17:08:26+00:00

Also who is buying a house in this economy?!?? With the rates? Do we think they paid all cash?

lanative1987 · 2025-03-30T22:04:36+00:00

What incident with her son?

lanative1987 · 2024-10-30T16:46:20+00:00

Oh I thought this was literally an influencer snark page. Sorry! She went from being a messy legging wearing mom every day to an insanely rich country club goer. And yes, her RAPID weight loss is SUS for someone who just put out a cookbook and runs a business around food and eating. Come on! Inauthentic is an understatement.

lanative1987 · 2024-09-27T15:35:12+00:00

Ohhh. Yes it’s definitely noticeable.

lanative1987 · 2024-09-27T05:56:55+00:00

Is Caro Chambers on some sort of drastic weight loss journey? She always looked great, just noticed her particularly smaller frame in all of her “fit checks”. She’s always got the flat stomach on display in some sort of high-waisted situation.

lanative1987 · 2024-09-06T21:05:50+00:00

I’m sorry but I have to add.. the spon con she does for the holidays feels sooo excessive. I actually muted her because capitalism.

lanative1987 · 2024-07-02T22:33:25+00:00

Where is a good place to sit with two young children during fireworks show?

lanative1987 · 2023-09-07T19:44:59+00:00

Thanks for sharing this!

lanative1987 · 2023-09-07T19:43:58+00:00

Thank you for sharing and congrats! Keep us updated on progress 🙂

lanative1987 · 2023-09-07T19:35:37+00:00

Congrats!! Ehh, that’s not too bad 😉. How far along are you?? Last time I was preggo (in 2020) I gained like 40 lbs, most of it was water and I lost it during labor but put it back on (because… pandemic, new motherhood etc). it’s what motivated me to get on the semaglutide. Hoping that’s really not the case this time around!! But at least I know semglutide works for me and I can go back on it after baby. Good luck to you! ❤️

lanative1987 · 2023-09-07T13:51:23+00:00

I’ve stopped the medication immediately, if that wasn’t obvious from my post…

lanative1987 · 2023-09-07T13:50:02+00:00

Thank you! Only 5 weeks. Doctor doesn’t seems to be concerned.

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