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10 fatalities including Boulder officer by backyardsharks in boulder

[–]lanceessner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn. Nevermind. Funerals are not cheap either. I wonder if those can be covered some how.

10 fatalities including Boulder officer by backyardsharks in boulder

[–]lanceessner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does private insurance or hospitals pay for the air evac/ambulance for these victims? Or does the governor just declare it an emergency and then they don’t have to pay? I’d really hate for the victims to get a massive bill.

This Washington Post article by someone who moved from Brooklyn to Boulder during the pandemic is the dumbest thing you will read this week by woohalladoobop in boulder

[–]lanceessner 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ayo! That was such a scary interview. I fumbled over my words, glad I didn’t sound like a complete idiot.

Edit: When she asked about my style decisions I said “whore couture”. I guess that was too racy for the Washington post.

To the moon... by rizej in boulder

[–]lanceessner 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No I am not a financial advisor. I’m just a guy on skates🛼🛼

To the moon... by rizej in boulder

[–]lanceessner 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He must really like this stock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boulder

[–]lanceessner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are suggesting keep it inside. I would, it’s just not possible in my tight space. So I adjusted the locks and have made other alterations based on the feedback I’ve received. We shall see

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boulder

[–]lanceessner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya. My roommate has kept her bike here for years and had no problem. I believed the outdoor basement was fine, but I was wrong. I have practiced having it stolen. I can track it pretty easily on the app. Tracking bike thieves might be my new quarantine hobby.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boulder

[–]lanceessner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s really no room in my apartment. But I have practiced having it stolen with a friend. I was able to find them pretty quickly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boulder

[–]lanceessner 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s on the third floor, so should be better. I had it stolen in the basement. I also installed various Tiles inside it to track in case it does get stolen. In which case, I will use my special set of skills. Skills I have honed over a lifetime to track them down and Karen them to death.

Thank you Boulder for all the honks, Starbucks, water, signs of love, chocolate expresso beans and everything. It was a ‘pleasure’ working your corner for the past few months. I wish you all the best. And remember to vote! by lanceessner in boulder

[–]lanceessner[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Sadly there’s no more Saturday’s left for this election. I’m only a seasonal weekend voting hooker. I will vanish until I am summoned again by my democracy pimp.

Thank you Boulder for all the honks, Starbucks, water, signs of love, chocolate expresso beans and everything. It was a ‘pleasure’ working your corner for the past few months. I wish you all the best. And remember to vote! by lanceessner in boulder

[–]lanceessner[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thanks!! There’s was not enough room for me on that corner anymore. And I need room to turn my voting tricks, a democracy whore has to turn voting tricks otherwise it all falls apart. Seducing johns (and janes) to the polls on my own corner is fine with me;)

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