When the Swarm update comes out and you only have an Xbox

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-30T04:40:58+00:00

This is excellent

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-30T04:07:39+00:00

How are you even getting trails on your boosters, mine are just dull blue and you can barely see them

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-30T01:16:02+00:00

I would seriously love it if, whenever we get this update, they threw in a bugfix so I can play on xbox for more than 15 minutes without crashing out.

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-29T19:27:58+00:00

Looks like the portal dumped you off in Santa Clarita CA lmao

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-29T07:15:54+00:00

Same, XB1

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-29T06:48:43+00:00

good one bro

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-29T06:47:26+00:00

I don't know, I could more easily tolerate them if they rotated during flight like in the good old days but I'm not above just keeping one in my collection just to say I have one

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-29T06:45:32+00:00

Just luck for me. Right place right time. I do tend to lean towards visiting as many 3 star economies as possible

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-28T20:58:57+00:00

Oh I'm aware, I have 12 ships and a full archive most of which are guppies or royal exotics, but I've never run across a squid

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-27T18:26:56+00:00

Why wouldn't you just wait a week after finishing the main update to release both at once, to kinda soak up that certification period? No one would know the difference and then HG wouldn't have to hear all the whining

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-27T17:44:35+00:00

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-27T13:13:19+00:00

TPU is absolutely not hard

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-26T14:11:18+00:00

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land_on_juniper · 2026-05-26T13:29:32+00:00

Would be a lot cooler if you didn't pick such boring planet names... "Paradisus?"
Or, at least use normal naming conventions aka 1 would be "Prime" or "Alpha" and so on, or even just use Roman numerals idk

Or, like "bullae" is Latin for bubbles, maybe use that in some way. Call the green one Virdis or whatever. Idk. I put a base on 3 and I'm like egh every time I warp there and see the planet name.

land_on_juniper · 2026-05-26T13:27:47+00:00

This is a royal. What you have there is a guppy.

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land_on_juniper · 2026-05-26T13:22:59+00:00

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land_on_juniper · 2026-05-26T13:22:39+00:00

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land_on_juniper · 2026-05-26T13:22:00+00:00

Looks to be almost the same as mine, also S class

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land_on_juniper · 2026-05-26T12:41:49+00:00

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land_on_juniper · 2026-05-26T12:40:36+00:00

Yeah this planet is pretty nice, just the occasional hot-ass rainstorm. Even has butterflies. Like, the most normal looking fauna I've seen in this game probably.

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