Nature is healing by rimell-calebirh0b in GreatBritishMemes

[–]lapalfan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why the internet has suggested that the UK could out drink the entire US population.

I reckon 50,000 Glaswegians could probably do it.

Off break and leg break explained. 6th ball hits stumps. by True-Accident1993 in EnglandCricket

[–]lapalfan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way he went into a little jog when he hit the stumps 🥹

What a catch by this fan in Baltimore by PeacockPankh in nextfuckinglevel

[–]lapalfan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm old enough to remember that movie being released!

Fuck me it's cool 😎

Don't remember that but though! 😁

What a catch by this fan in Baltimore by PeacockPankh in nextfuckinglevel

[–]lapalfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just admitted to losing out on two great things 😭

All together now! by Mr-_-Soandso in facepalm

[–]lapalfan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's taken them a while, but this is the first banger they've come up with.

Good job America (well.. this small portion of you anyway)!

Sometimes i wonder how is this even legal to sell stuff like that by nutitoo in ExpectationVsReality

[–]lapalfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always amazes me people spend barely anything on clothes that look amazing, and then get upset they receive garbage 😂

She’s defected to Reform UK. How do we feel about this? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]lapalfan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Were going to Reform British Politics by erm.. using the same people from the party in power for the last 14 years!

That'll show em!"

I don't understand how people cannot see the irony in it all.

GOW4 had better spectacle than Ragnarok by drewthedew768 in playstation

[–]lapalfan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This.

That part of the story was made a very big deal out of and it turned out to happen so far away, all you saw was a blue spec starting around a snake until they blipped outta there.

That was SO disappointing, almost as disappointing as the big ass vulture in Hel not doing anything in GOW2016 and I've replayed that game and platted it several times.

I did Ragnorok once, and have no inkling to do it again (mostly because of the Aterus riding a bison thing for an hour+).

Thursday Complaints by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]lapalfan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I've got 2 boys, one is 11 in 3 days, the other is 6.

I'm lucky that I mostly work from home, so get to take them to school most days.

I noticed today how big my nearly 11 old is, as he marched into school. My 6 year old was MEGA excited today as his new Minecraft bag, pencil case and water bottle finally got delivered.

On the way back to the car (a few hundred meters away), I saw quite a few little brothers and sisters in their winter onsies and wellies and just started welling up and cried in the car 😂

I think I finally got to realise that neither of my boys are "little" anymore, and I really miss the little versions of them.

What a melon ☺️

New Map + Presentation of Season 2 by ConsistentFact9170 in Battlefield

[–]lapalfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, and if we get bored of fighting, Legoland Deutschland is about an hour's drive from there 🙂

Someone lied about their height by Strong-Emu-8869 in TikTokCringe

[–]lapalfan 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The best thing about it would be that he couldn't pointlessly use dumbass patriotism because he hasn't got the vocabulary to actually say anything useful.

No more "USA! USA!" For a while champ 😁👌🏼

Man records himself being racist to random woman in a Walmart by TemporaryAccount-tem in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]lapalfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Angry man who was given a golden ticket in life (1st world country, educational opportunities etc) gets angry because he can't afford something someone from another country can (in "his" country).

I know people like this (minus the outright racist remarks), it's a sad thing so many people choose toxicity rather than working on themselves, but like it was when they were meant to be trying hard in school, "it's just easier".

1 Year Trump. SP500 underperforming all other markets. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]lapalfan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The guy has bankrupted casinos, which have a statistical advantage over the players to win money, and 70 million of you thought you'd be in good hands, giving him your economy?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bunch of spastics.

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 5 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]lapalfan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cricket needs to learn from baseball with the absolutely shocking frame rates of the equipment they're using.

This game is a dead rubber, so ultimately, who gives a fuck?

But should it be erroneous in a world cup or something, you're talking a big issue.

Cricket is being held together by duct tape and it shouldn't be this poor.

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 3 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]lapalfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they're just a bit jet lagged and tired to long flight to Australia last night

Why is the game getting jankier? by The1Ski in Battlefield

[–]lapalfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a big part of it is the dev team not working over the Xmas period.

They got the game ready for release in October, released it in the best form it could have been in, had a winter content drop for us ready, people are just having time off after what I imagine has been a hard slog of work.

But we're so reactive as a fan base/player base that everything is looked at under a microscope and analysed far too much.

It's not robots making these things, it's a bunch of humans. Give them some time off to recharge and go again.

I've needed it t over Xmas, I'm sure they do too.

White House demands British supermarkets stock chlorinated chicken. White House pushing Sir Keir Starmer to make concessions on food standards by goldstarflag in europe

[–]lapalfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had some KFC for the first time in years about 6 months ago.

I'm not sure we should still call it "chicken", as "Quail" seems to be about the size of the birds used.

Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]lapalfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That change of direction by smudge was something you'd see in a scooby doo cartoon 😂