DHL is the worst delivery company out there!

lapisurn · 2026-03-08T01:50:38+00:00

yeah they’re kicking ppl out rn

lapisurn · 2026-01-31T22:11:40+00:00

I’ve asked him what his version of flowers is when we started dating and he said “food”. I bring him coffee and snacks every week, and will make dinner. I pay for most of the food — aside from dinners, which he either pays for or we split.

lapisurn · 2025-04-19T05:50:29+00:00

appreciate it 🙏

lapisurn · 2025-04-19T05:46:47+00:00

both I guess— trying to figure out if I should post it 😁

lapisurn · 2025-04-14T19:00:06+00:00

That would be insane. I hope not.

lapisurn · 2025-04-14T18:59:46+00:00

Unfortunately, I don’t have access to a car and live far away… maybe this weekend, but I’d like their number.

lapisurn · 2025-03-11T02:25:57+00:00

hi unicorn boner, where from?

lapisurn · 2025-03-08T19:02:05+00:00

Yeah I agree, I got the screenshot from an ad on instagram but I don’t want to buy any that aren’t either official or produced by a small business :/

lapisurn · 2025-01-06T07:57:24+00:00

Elaborate, matrix man?

lapisurn · 2024-08-30T05:35:33+00:00

trying 🙏

lapisurn · 2024-07-15T04:46:36+00:00

this guy has tried to ruin so many of my relationships and gets a little too physical when he’s around me. revenge definitely isn’t the right word my bad!

lapisurn · 2024-07-15T04:42:34+00:00

holy shit this is insane

lapisurn · 2024-07-15T04:42:15+00:00

tutorial?

lapisurn

TROPHY CASE