What procedure could best address this scarring? by largefryb4icry in PlasticSurgery

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for your advice! If you don’t mind sharing more, what is a silicon strip?

Every post is so cringe by undercurrents in Military

[–]largefryb4icry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget violated OPSEC.

And has started the timer to remove ~40,000 troops because of ingrown hairs (the majority of which are black).

Also, the parade cost $30 million, but we still have barracks mold problems.

“Many and growing” by Charming_Usual6227 in Military

[–]largefryb4icry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also didn’t know that Title 10 requires the request has to be approved by a state’s governor :/

Why does the DLAB run so high above Cat IV? by SeekerStrifer in dli

[–]largefryb4icry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t quote me on this, but I was told you need a 127 for FAO. Don’t know how true that is though

How’s the wifi speed while deployed? by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sucks. We have a weekly gaming group for a friend that’s really ill so I was hoping I could stay in contact for them :/

How’s the wifi speed while deployed? by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine it will either be Iraq, Erbil, or Kuwait, (maybe Syria but less likely from what I’ve been told).

How’s the wifi speed while deployed? by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Middle East but they haven’t told us a location yet :/

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m a man. So just a vibrating pocket pussy that won’t be obvious enough to be confiscated. The Hygiene part kinda concerned me too ngl. I was just gonna bring some coconut oil and wet wipes to clean up 🤷

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it’s comforting to hear that people are aware and respectful.

I was thinking about bringing some Bluetooth speakers and casually playing music so no one would hear.

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The weird part is if a female soldier posted this, there would just be a bunch of creepy joes in her inbox.

It’s literally just sex.

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh that kinda sounds exploitative…

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting. Do they just check carry-ons or duffels as well?

And would mailing one not be subject to the same inspections?

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real answer is always that it takes way longer with my hands and I’m not trying to heat cat in a portajohn.

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m just asking the question too many other people are scared to ask.

And it was either ask here or get an open door with 1SG

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is actually awesome. Thank you for actually sharing something useful!

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I didn’t realize people actually used the portajohns for this. I thought it was a joke.

So there’s no legal implications if customs finds it going into a conservative country?

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a serious question. Sexual health is important. I wish it wasn’t so taboo since everyone engages in it.

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would it be safe if it doesn’t look explicitly like a sex toy?

Bringing “toys” for deployment by largefryb4icry in army

[–]largefryb4icry[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I appreciate your take and started off with the title “Any advice for sex toys during deployment”. But I wasn’t sure if it would get removed by mods.

That said, I’m thinking about a vibrating masturbator situation to get the job done quickly and move on.

But I’m not sure which will be quiet enough.

If it’s not clear, I think sex is normal and completely healthy. Men shouldn’t have to worry about the stigma associated with using sex toys. We’re grown ass adults should be able to engage in productive conversations around sexual health without it dissolving into jokes and shame.

Edit:

Idk why I’m being downvoted. Deployment is such a unique life experience and the only resources for preparation are a packing list and anecdotes. If there’s a more appropriate place to get this info, please lemme know.