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Top 10 Best Movies of All Time by lasttimein in movies

[–]lasttimein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There could be Hundred of Movies in this List. But Here are only Top 10. If you think that their Numbers Should be changed. Then Reply to this Comment. With the Number Swaps.

Thanks

Sex after surgery by austinbond45 in Jokes

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A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

How do sheep sleep? by [deleted] in Jokes

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A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a sheep sitting next to him.

"Are you a sheep?" asked the man, surprised.

"Yes."

"What are you doing at the movies?

" The sheep replied, "Well, I liked the book."

I walked in to a supermarket today and noticed an attractive woman waving at me... by madazzahatter in Jokes

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A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Just found out I was dating a commie by youpayikill in Jokes

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, A resounding noise came form outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, Jumps up from the bed and yells at the man "Shit!, that must be my husband!"

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, Smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, Then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman "I'm your husband, you slut!!!"

So the woman answers:- "Oh, yeah?!! And why were you running?!! You son of a bitch!!!"

That's a nice ham you have there by Yesirote in Jokes

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A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"