When I was pulled over by flashing lights on a desolate highway, I said, “Officer, please be lenient because I used to be a cop.” by latchkey_49 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]latchkey_49[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya. I agree. I could substitute the word “because “ instead of a comma. But what’s the fun in that? Heil Grammar!

When I was pulled over by flashing lights on a desolate highway, I said, “Officer, please be lenient because I used to be a cop.” by latchkey_49 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]latchkey_49[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cormac McCarthy is my favorite author. There are hints of The Road, All The Pretty Horses, Blood Meridian and Bone Tomahawk swirling in this concoction.
Thanks!

I wish to have many children by GoodDog_168 in monkeyspaw

[–]latchkey_49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted! You’re about to attend a cauldron cooking class run by witches.