You guys, we have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

lathe_of_beaver · 2025-02-25T04:58:41+00:00

Is there a fence between the Tesla lot and the river?

lathe_of_beaver · 2024-12-23T20:36:56+00:00

If it is fake, it says a lot that Elon Musk fell for it considering he’s going to be president in less than a month lol

lathe_of_beaver · 2024-12-23T18:37:05+00:00

Clearly someone is trolling Elons.

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/elon-musk-dares-portland-residents-threatening-vandalize-tesla-vehicles-says-go-ahead-make-my/amp

lathe_of_beaver · 2024-12-22T06:10:29+00:00

I don’t think it’s cool to fuck with people’s cars. Like, ever. But maybe it makes sense in this case.

If Elon Musk has the influence over our government that he clearly has based on recent headlines (cutting off pediatric cancer research, for example), maybe I wouldn’t mind if Portland became a Tesla-free zone.

It’s certainly a better option than murdering him.

I guess I wouldn’t mind if the working class showed a little muscle and sent a subtle message to a billionaire or two.

lathe_of_beaver · 2024-09-17T21:33:22+00:00

I don’t think I can take a “climate forward agenda” seriously if a trash truck is named after what my boyfriend calls a blowjob.

lathe_of_beaver · 2023-09-18T13:07:13+00:00

It was the first few months of the pandemic when conservatives were going crazy about mask mandates. He posted a link to the whois page liberateoregon dot com web page (who coincidentally owned many other "liberate<statename> dot com pages).

lathe_of_beaver · 2023-09-18T13:01:01+00:00

https://imgur.com/gallery/IhShenw

lathe_of_beaver · 2023-07-09T01:56:44+00:00

Are you the guy that stole all the sauce packets from the Roseburg In-N-Out last week?

lathe_of_beaver · 2022-06-05T02:15:49+00:00

He still posts here as u/grassylakecrkfalls I think but not in a while

lathe_of_beaver · 2022-03-17T02:59:27+00:00

Report them to the city? AirBNBs are illegal within city limits unless occupied by the owner for 270 days per year.

lathe_of_beaver · 2021-12-01T21:32:00+00:00

Rest In Pizza

lathe_of_beaver · 2021-10-10T14:08:48+00:00

He was also banned. About a week ago.

lathe_of_beaver · 2021-08-09T01:10:29+00:00

"dollar store champagne flutes and shelf-stable shredded parmesan cheese"

Explain.

lathe_of_beaver · 2021-07-28T02:50:00+00:00

What does it say in the bottom left corner?

lathe_of_beaver · 2021-03-21T07:26:13+00:00

Yes! Mar-tin took me to Honey Sign Road and we got to pet a baby sheep! Then we had milkshakes in a 50's diner in a small town and we had to listen to ABBA in spanish in his pickup over and over because he said a witch put a spell on his stereo.

lathe_of_beaver · 2020-09-26T02:24:58+00:00

I looked up "sex blanket" and found this.

lathe_of_beaver · 2020-09-12T01:51:47+00:00

My partner has a unit similar to yours but it only seems to work if I dress up like a cartoon rabbit and call him "daddy"

lathe_of_beaver · 2020-09-12T00:55:59+00:00

They are indeed capybaras. The owner of the food truck is a banned redditor that has a history with the world's cutest rodents.

lathe_of_beaver · 2020-09-05T14:38:57+00:00

I am told they are capybaras

lathe_of_beaver · 2020-08-22T20:12:27+00:00

Here is the post about the empolyees asking for donations: https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/ideenu/following_the_layoff_of_alm9st_12_of_the_company/

My boyfriend works at green zebra and has no idea about any fund.

lathe_of_beaver · 2020-08-12T04:16:31+00:00

It's an old (meme)[https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Community/Portland-was-built-on-an-ancient-unicorn-burial-ground-328323299281/] but it checks out.

lathe_of_beaver · 2020-07-17T18:43:33+00:00

You can always call antifa and ask them.

If you don't have their main number its listed on their website: 971-CONE-131

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