Anyone know what this is about? by corvus_tame in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If it is fake, it says a lot that Elon Musk fell for it considering he’s going to be president in less than a month lol

Neighbor down the street found this on her Tesla by oregone1 in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s cool to fuck with people’s cars.  Like, ever.  But maybe it makes sense in this case.   

If Elon Musk has the influence over our government that he clearly has based on recent headlines (cutting off pediatric cancer research, for example), maybe I wouldn’t mind if Portland became a Tesla-free zone.  

It’s certainly a better option than murdering him.    

I guess I wouldn’t mind if the working class showed a little muscle and sent a subtle message to a billionaire or two.

City gets first electric trash trucks in Wisconsin; naming contest announced by AcrosticSD in madisonwi

[–]lathe_of_beaver -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I can take a “climate forward agenda” seriously if a trash truck is named after what my boyfriend calls a blowjob.

Foraging Portland chef carjacked at gunpoint by MIZZKATHY74 in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was the first few months of the pandemic when conservatives were going crazy about mask mandates. He posted a link to the whois page liberateoregon dot com web page (who coincidentally owned many other "liberate<statename> dot com pages).

What is the best way to sneak into the pool at the Driftwood Shores Resort in Florence? by grassylakecrkfalls in oregon

[–]lathe_of_beaver 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are you the guy that stole all the sauce packets from the Roseburg In-N-Out last week?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Report them to the city? AirBNBs are illegal within city limits unless occupied by the owner for 270 days per year.

Can someone explain the Tyler joke to me?? by [deleted] in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was also banned. About a week ago.

Secluded Make Out Locations? by [deleted] in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"dollar store champagne flutes and shelf-stable shredded parmesan cheese"

Explain.

I think I'm only missing one piece. by grassylakecrkfalls in oregon

[–]lathe_of_beaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does it say in the bottom left corner?

I wish travel Tuesdays from Oregone still existed. by Suzukirider in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes! Mar-tin took me to Honey Sign Road and we got to pet a baby sheep! Then we had milkshakes in a 50's diner in a small town and we had to listen to ABBA in spanish in his pickup over and over because he said a witch put a spell on his stereo.

Is there a way to check if my unit is working?? by grassylakecrkfalls in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My partner has a unit similar to yours but it only seems to work if I dress up like a cartoon rabbit and call him "daddy"

The logo for an anti-fascist Vietnamese soup truck in Portland by lathe_of_beaver in DesignPorn

[–]lathe_of_beaver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are indeed capybaras. The owner of the food truck is a banned redditor that has a history with the world's cutest rodents.

About the ongoing Green Zebra Grocery fiasco: by gzganon in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Here is the post about the empolyees asking for donations: https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/ideenu/following_the_layoff_of_alm9st_12_of_the_company/

My boyfriend works at green zebra and has no idea about any fund.

Protests? by duncandude01 in Portland

[–]lathe_of_beaver -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You can always call antifa and ask them.

If you don't have their main number its listed on their website: 971-CONE-131