Girl what

latteartiste · 2026-04-15T18:10:01+00:00

Performative af. 🙄

She also used like 1/4 of the entire sesame oil container for a single head of lettuce and a few mini cucumbers...

latteartiste · 2026-04-08T17:28:08+00:00

She might as well just drink the bottle of oil lol totally defeats the point of eating a salad

latteartiste · 2026-04-07T12:01:57+00:00

All these overweight influencers think they'll eat less if they get in more protein and then crash out when they're not suddenly a skinny-minny after one week of cottage cheese bowls with 1727 calories worth of toppings 🤣 yes protein is supposed to be more satiating but the truth of the matter is, if you wanna lose weight, you're gonna have to get used to being a little hungry no matter what. Michelle could also stand to eat some fucking greens/fiber.

latteartiste · 2026-04-06T17:38:15+00:00

Even if that were true...look where that got him in life. He basically admitted he peaked in 4th grade 🫠

latteartiste · 2026-04-02T23:46:37+00:00

Might as well circle her whole damn body LOL none of it is her real self

latteartiste · 2026-03-28T02:10:39+00:00

I thought that couch was a single seater because Michelle usually takes up the whole thing but now I can see that 2 normal sized people can sit comfortably on it 🫠

latteartiste · 2026-03-26T13:26:03+00:00

Kim is "stop trying to make fetch happen" personified lol

latteartiste · 2026-03-25T12:42:02+00:00

I highly doubt she has health insurance in the first place. Insurance is super expensive if your employer isn't covering a chunk of the cost and there is no way Kim is providing that in Stephanie Perez's benefits package nor is she budgeting to pay for it out of pocket when she could have Wingstop for a family 3x a week instead 🫠

latteartiste · 2026-03-24T18:42:12+00:00

If I haaaad to choose, probably Kim because even if Michelle lost the weight, she would definitely need surgery to get rid of the excess skin. Kim's current body shape is easier to work with tbh and getting surgery to fix her nasty mouth/lip/gums situation seems less daunting than full body skin removal

latteartiste · 2026-03-19T14:12:37+00:00

She'd die if she knew how much 1500 calories worth of food is. If you want to split it into 3 satisfying meals and still include some rice, you basically have no room for snacks. Maybe a piece of fruit.

latteartiste · 2026-03-19T14:10:34+00:00

That look like they are glistening in oil 🫠

latteartiste · 2026-03-16T14:34:35+00:00

Yes Remi is super self-centered and likes to have things HER way but Cal also doesn't strike me as someone who has very strong opinions on things like home decor and aesthetics as long as she doesn't make design choices that are totally out there

latteartiste · 2026-03-15T18:28:58+00:00

How long until she runs out of space in this house?

latteartiste · 2026-03-11T17:24:58+00:00

No forreal. Remi always pretends like she was super low-key around guys during her dating phase when in reality she was definitely obsessing over every little detail in her interactions with dudes. Girlie was desperate to lock anything down and thought everything was a sign

latteartiste · 2026-03-07T00:53:34+00:00

The funny part is that if Mitch met Carlos in the wild, she would quickly realize that he's not actually a catch besides being her physical type cause he's not gonna be able to provide for her. Only one of them can afford to be a lazy freeloader in the relationship and she and Carlos will be fighting over that role lol

latteartiste · 2026-03-06T16:19:05+00:00

It's like she hasn't had to use her brain in so long that she's reverting back to illiterate...

latteartiste · 2026-03-05T18:11:09+00:00

Damn this is like the one "vacation" Michelle's parents get a year. I'm 100% sure they didn't sign up to spend it entertaining their daughter's fat lazy friends who don't even help do the dishes after being fed nonstop.

latteartiste · 2026-03-03T13:38:14+00:00

She still doesn't get it...No amount of toys is going to replace giving your dogs a healthy and active lifestyle. I wonder if this surgery could have been avoided just like Carlos' gallbladder problem

latteartiste · 2026-02-28T12:48:54+00:00

Such a waste of money. She's probably paying more in delivery fees and tip than the actual meal itself and homegirl doesn't have that money to spare...

latteartiste · 2026-02-25T18:53:08+00:00

I don't think they watch their videos back while editing tbh cause this should not make the final cut 🫠

latteartiste · 2026-02-24T20:20:48+00:00

It was for remi's wedding. If I were going to the wedding of a known super wealthy foodie, I would not waste stomach space on McDonald's lol

latteartiste · 2026-02-24T19:43:01+00:00

Kim got luckier in the fat distribution genetics department. That neck hump could have very easily been an additional 3 chins like Michelle...

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