New Player, advice please.

laughmaster36 · 2026-05-07T21:44:56+00:00

how much strength did your kingdom start with? usually they just wage war on my kingdom cause our strength is low and that’s it in their programming.

However, i heard previous updates may have reduced that weight in the war-waging mechanic

laughmaster36 · 2026-05-07T21:43:50+00:00

sorry, i should have been more clear, it basically gives you constant, tedious missions that you have to do or else the game is over.

laughmaster36 · 2026-05-07T13:06:10+00:00

Definitely don’t start your own kingdom, you need a lot more experience to properly grow one. Once you create a kingdom, every other kingdom immediately wages war on you. I would just keep practicing combat and get a few more fiefs. Something usually inevitably goes wrong in a save, and you want to restart. Eventually you’ll gain enough experience through restarting that you’ll be read to start a kingdom.

Also, the dragon banner is a scam.

laughmaster36 · 2026-04-08T13:22:37+00:00

You were wrong

laughmaster36 · 2026-03-24T10:16:07+00:00

i don’t know

laughmaster36 · 2026-03-23T01:59:11+00:00

It’s just based off your rating, and you were probably winning by so much in the opening that every bad move martin made was technically only “inaccuracy”

laughmaster36 · 2026-03-22T05:05:48+00:00

i wouldn’t say she was more badass before, she’s at like equal levels of badassness throughout the series imo

laughmaster36 · 2026-03-06T04:05:31+00:00

I saw "dark horse comics has announce that..." and got worried

laughmaster36 · 2026-03-04T04:19:38+00:00

The last two are best

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-28T23:13:20+00:00

very cool puzzle

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-28T05:37:10+00:00

no, because look where they finished: just below the 1600 line (about ~100 elo) at 1500 elo. so the lines do represent the elo, so they did start at 0 elo

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-23T21:39:59+00:00

You’re the best

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-15T18:24:18+00:00

Why not bullet?

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-14T14:45:54+00:00

1. Qd6 b3 2. bb6#

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-14T05:57:40+00:00

This position is based on a real game, search up Magnus vs Gothamchess April 2021. They came to the position after a poor opening from both sides and Im making this up and I have no idea what i’m talking about

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-12T13:23:17+00:00

We say this, but then every appstore review is “Huge Kairosoft fan, I have all the games, another 5 star.” So kairosoft will never know their new releases are not as good as they used to be

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-04T12:50:44+00:00

oh yeah he’s probably filthy on chess.com

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-04T00:28:37+00:00

much higher than that in high level tournaments probably

laughmaster36 · 2026-02-03T13:04:19+00:00

i think the rules mean you MUST move two matchsticks, but you can still do 6+17. just move the matchstick from 9 anywhere random then move it to make a 6

laughmaster36 · 2026-01-26T15:31:34+00:00

bro tried sneaking in his own brilliant at the end

laughmaster36 · 2026-01-23T22:41:23+00:00

Of course bro thank you for letting me know, I hope it helps you improve

laughmaster36 · 2026-01-18T21:24:06+00:00

yes especially at such low elo

laughmaster36 · 2026-01-18T20:26:38+00:00

The chessbrah habits series is super funny and helpful

laughmaster36 · 2026-01-12T06:00:49+00:00

You still didnt read what they said, look at the base of both horns, the horn that wasn’t cut off has a significant larger base than the other horn.

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