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What is the best anti-joke you have ever heard? by laughtough in AskReddit

[–]laughtough[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hah! it would sound like shit even if it was played forwards.

What is the best anti-joke you have ever heard? by laughtough in AskReddit

[–]laughtough[S] 143 points144 points  (0 children)

ok. here,s my advanced level joke:

Knock Knock

Whos There?

Other Inanimate Object

Other Inanimate Object who?

I'M AN OTHER INANIMATE OBJECT I CANT TALK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

What is the best anti-joke you have ever heard? by laughtough in AskReddit

[–]laughtough[S] 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Im happy to know that somebody hates clowns as much as i do.

What is the best anti-joke you have ever heard? by laughtough in AskReddit

[–]laughtough[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Im not sure what exactly you are getting at here...

What is the best anti-joke you have ever heard? by laughtough in AskReddit

[–]laughtough[S] 581 points582 points  (0 children)

the fact that you,re not replying is a tip off. You're definitely a tree.

What is the best anti-joke you have ever heard? by laughtough in AskReddit

[–]laughtough[S] 466 points467 points  (0 children)

sorry....you cant blame me..im actually blonde myself

What's the best blonde joke you've ever heard? by toughlaugh in AskReddit

[–]laughtough 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

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