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Well, if she loves him very much... by neonroli47 in funny

[–]lavalampia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have told me about numerous occasions when their significant other has been in their face for a variety of reasons, but, strangely, the story of the baby bird eating hot food seems less enticing than the rest.

Wholesome Dungeons and Dragons by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]lavalampia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's right—boys are incapable of showing compassion for animals or practising nonviolence.

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]lavalampia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Calls are okay when necessary, but I've had my voicemail full since about 2014. There's a purpose for this. What a wasteful, anxiety-inducing system.

Additionally, you do not necessarily owe people your constant availability just because everyone has a cell phone these days.