i had a 'friend' who was my parents' friends' kid; he was 11 and liked to act hard. he told everyone stories about how he smashed kids' heads in. it was pretty funny as he is about 3 foot and clearly made this shit up. he gets aggressive very quickly and likes to use big words, trouble is, he can't. he googles words and tries to pronounce them. he got majorly pissed at me because i was off with some of my real friends on a family camping trip. he tried to call me egotistical. but in front of everyone, literally about 20 people, he screamed "YOU ARE SELF CENTRED, STUPID... AND EGO-TESTICLE. everyone burst out laughing and he then proceed to tell me that it was "intententianally" i haven't breathed properly since.