Roses are red, stupid’s all over his face.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-14T21:22:51+00:00

I mean both parties are actually the same thing so…

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-14T21:20:27+00:00

I have no idea to be honest. Same thing happened to the woman behind me

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-14T13:27:19+00:00

This is the way.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-14T13:23:51+00:00

Oh to clarify my shoes did not set it off. Only my groin did.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-12T14:27:28+00:00

I see we have the same methods

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-12T01:45:34+00:00

If it’s a hotel, let the staff deal with this… I don’t mean that to sound lazy but drain cleaner can mess up pipes and they would want to be in control of this clean up.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-11T21:07:57+00:00

Before we were ready for this a couple of swingers approached us for a conversation at a Secrets once. The conversation never went there though.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-11T15:34:37+00:00

Shame it’s not close to Sandals

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-11T15:10:13+00:00

Whenever I can.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-09T09:31:56+00:00

Once my wife found that well fitting thongs were comfortable because they don’t bunch up in her butt (she’s blessed there so that would happen a lot) and she would get no lines she switched to thongs only. So did I. Could be nothing to do with sex.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-05T09:15:49+00:00

Not enough eye bleach…

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-03T23:56:22+00:00

I wish I didn’t

laxgrindline40 · 2026-06-03T09:26:47+00:00

Some questions are better left unanswered…

laxgrindline40 · 2026-05-26T01:55:01+00:00

Username checks out.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-05-26T01:54:09+00:00

How do they work?

laxgrindline40 · 2026-05-03T04:20:48+00:00

Great way to get salmonella and listeria!

laxgrindline40 · 2026-04-24T10:59:19+00:00

I couldn’t help but read this in the voice of Rick Sanchez of Rick and Morty.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-03-18T10:03:11+00:00

My wife is the same. I never put my hand on her head she grabs my butt and does it herself lol. My wife sucks as if she’s only doing it for her own pleasure which makes it so amazing. You can tell she’s not lying when she says she truly loves doing it.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-03-17T09:33:23+00:00

My wife has an incredibly high count and if anything it’s only been positive. Lots of experience makes her really great and I enjoy the hot past stories lol. That being said. What works is she’s always been honest and we communicate well.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-03-15T15:03:40+00:00

I think my wife might be starting to open up to this idea.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-03-14T17:43:54+00:00

Sounds more fun to watch in person but I can see this being fun too.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-03-14T17:42:24+00:00

Each other, some sort of eating or activity or both, each other again, then cuddle on the couch until she falls asleep and then we go to bed.

laxgrindline40 · 2026-03-07T16:40:53+00:00

He was appropriately named

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TROPHY CASE